the naked man

Wook · 09-10-2002 12:40pm #1

It was three o'clock in the morning, and the
receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing
off, when a little old lady came running
towards her, screaming.

"Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just
saw a naked man outside my window!!!"

The receptionist immediately rushed up to the
old lady's room.

"Where is he?" asked the receptionist.

"He's over there," replied the little old
lady, pointing to an apartment building
opposite the hotel.

The receptionist looked over and could see a
man with no shirt on, moving around his
apartment. "It's probably a man who's
getting ready to go to bed," she said
reassuringly. "And how do you know he's
naked, you can only see him from the waist up?"

"The dresser, honey!" screamed the old lady.
"Try standing on the dresser!"