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skunk

Wook · 2002-10-09 11:41:39

A boy wants to buy a pet, so his father takes him to the pet shop. They look at the dogs, at the cats, but the boy sees a baby skunk and says that this is the pet he wants. The father, knowing his son well, has no other choice but to buy the skunk. Three days later the whole family goes on a vacation, taking the skunk with…

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09-10-2002 12:41pm

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Wook

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A boy wants to buy a pet, so his father takes him to the pet shop.
They look at the dogs, at the cats, but the boy sees a baby skunk and
says that this is the pet he wants. The father, knowing his son well,
has no other choice but to buy the skunk. Three days later the whole
family goes on a vacation, taking the skunk with them. After driving
for several hours they come to a small town with only one motel. As
they are about to walk in the father sees a sign, which says 'No pets
allowed'. He turns around and says to his wife: "Take the baby skunk
and hide it in your panties." "What about the smell?" asks the wife.
The guy replies: "Don't worry about the smell. If it dies, it ****ing
dies."

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#2 09-10-2002 12:45pm
TomTom

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good un:p

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#3 09-10-2002 12:48pm
memphis

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not exactly the best joke I've heard,
but a grin did come to my face!!!!

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#4 09-10-2002 2:09pm
Carbiens

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hehehe.......motel... he he

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