Crap Gorilla Joke

My name is Mud · 10-10-2002 10:44am #1

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do", the homeowner asks?

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"

Acidflash · 10-10-2002 6:30pm

lol

Mr.Applepie · 10-10-2002 6:36pm

Made me laugh:)

Pugsley · 10-10-2002 8:12pm

rofl ,unexpected and bloody great!

netwhizkid · 12-10-2002 4:28pm

Hi,

Crap Gorilla Joke

That was not a crap joke, i thought it was very good, it made me laugh anyway, god one Lol,

Regards netwhizkid

Big Chief · 14-10-2002 11:03am

thought that was class not crap

printed it off and passed it round a few of the guys in the office to, managed to get a laugh off everyone. keep em coming, certainly made my monday morning a lil brighter