To dye or not to dye?

Typedef · 30-10-2002 3:13pm

Originally posted by thedrowner
cleavage and hello i can do....WWM is getting a bit too demanding for my liking...
*goes to look for red pumps*
will gold do?

assuming you are a chick (and I emphasise this point) then yes gold will suffice......
be forewarned I take a size 9 so you'd better have pumps to fit!

spandex works too.....

thedrowner · 30-10-2002 5:31pm

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
alright already!

god youre demanding!

how about a pint and half a conversation?

ok i'll meet you half way....can the conversation be about cleavage?

typedef....unfortunately my gold pumps are kinda tight for my size 6's....so i doubt you'll have much fun with them.
however i DO have a pair of sparkly blue ones that are MUCH to big for me, so you can have a go with those....erm...you were planning to just wear them, yeah?

WhiteWashMan · 30-10-2002 5:50pm

Originally posted by thedrowner
ok i'll meet you half way....can the conversation be about cleavage?

no problem. but at least buy me a pint before you attept anything sexual please.
also, if you can ask my girlfriend for permission.
although, having said that, she would probably answer you with somehting about getting a chair, the front row seats and some popcorn.
not too sure what thats about. shes a bit strange sometimes

thedrowner · 30-10-2002 6:14pm

ooooooh....tell her to save me a seat and some popcorn
now to sort out who's going to replace me.....
typedef! In the gold pumps im sure he'll be convincing. im off to work on his no men clause....

Thanx 4 The Fish · 30-10-2002 6:32pm

Really do miss all of the good conversations when you spend most of boardsie time on the Soccer board,

So when is this show taking place ? How much is the popcorn ?

Typedef · 30-10-2002 7:30pm

Originally posted by thedrowner
typedef....unfortunately my gold pumps are kinda tight for my size 6's....so i doubt you'll have much fun with them.
however i DO have a pair of sparkly blue ones that are MUCH to big for me, so you can have a go with those....erm...you were planning to just wear them, yeah?

What else would I do with them? *boggle
Anway so long as you're cute, of age, actually a girl (as opposed to a man pretending to be a girl) and willing (being single is not required) I'm game.

Again this meshes with the whole argument about showing cleavage and saying hello.... after that well to be honest even well before that..... I'm a sure thing, other men may like to play hard to get, but I'd venture they don't score much.

But hark, you think I'll be your filler for wwm? Well perhaps I would, but umm, you'd have to at least chat me up first. typedef! In the gold pumps im sure he'll be convincing. im off to work on his no men clause.....
Hmm see I'd reckon you are a bloke after all, perhaps Thanx 4 The Fish's alter ego.... making a pass at me? Haw,haw.... unless.... perhaps can prove yourself a chick, say with a date on Friday with my illustrious self.

Yes, yes that'd do it.
tbh baby.

Gordon · 30-10-2002 9:30pm

Can I be so bold as to say
"GET A ROOM!!!"

whoops, just did.

gordon ambles off muttering bemused rants to himself offering the words "thread" "started" "out" "about" "dying" "now" "sleazy" "chatup" "lines" into the air

dagerbil · 31-10-2002 1:15pm

Originally posted by thedrowner

dagerbill...are you a guy???? did u just say you did the ironing?
*falls in a faint from shock* *and waits to get jumped on by all the modern men present*

Yup, I'm a guy. The ironing was to emphasise how much I was looking for an excuse to get out of putting the bottle of stuff into the hair....

thedrowner · 31-10-2002 2:37pm

the part of my post that's related to this topic: im debating whether or not to re attempt the black hair dye thingy today, coz i need to wash my hair, and i know if i do, more of the black dye will come out and then ill get into trouble for having modern hair....but my laziness is trying to convince me otherwise...

my completely non related answer back part...feel free to delete:
typedef....*complete misunderstanding* he he, i am indeed of the female variety. But i wasnt trying to get u to fill in for WWM i was trying to get u to fill in for me, coz the whole popcorn and seats thing was just too tempting

Typedef · 31-10-2002 3:06pm

I shave my head.... consistent with my "Know your nerd" picture... except I use a razor these days.

[ot]/So umm does this mean we are on for Friday?

thedrowner · 31-10-2002 3:27pm

except I use a razor these days.

what did u use before then?????

im busy friday doing the same show i had to dye my bloody hair for in the first place

so youre proof is going to have to come in some other shape or form.would anyone but a girl know what red pumps are? apart from people who have bizarre shoe fetishes????? of course now im going to have to proove that im not a guy with a bizarre shoe fetish, aren't i?

WhiteWashMan · 31-10-2002 3:29pm

you could come out to the christmas party nd give me a hug and a kiss and buy me a pint and talk to me?

Typedef · 31-10-2002 3:32pm

Originally posted by thedrowner
what did u use before then?????

An electric head razor.

im busy friday

A likley story... doing your hair I suppose.

doing the same show i had to dye my bloody hair for in the first place

Ah it's the same old story. Mod hits on chick, chick has an engagement on Friday to do her hair, mod goes back to life lived in computers and the circle is complete.

so youre proof is going to have to come in some other shape or form.would anyone but a girl know what red pumps are?

Depends.... I know what they are and umm..... rumour has it I'm a fella.

apart from people who have bizarre shoe fetishes?????

Oh I think the off topicness of this thread is rank... honestly.... ;-->

of course now im going to have to proove that im not a guy with a bizarre shoe fetish, aren't i?

Yes. Well you have me convinced so. Coffee on Saturday, your treat.

Toodles
Bod.

thedrowner · 31-10-2002 3:43pm

*giggles like a fiend*
there...only girls can do that....and get away with it.
would u believe it if i told u i had a matinee on saturday? No? *dang*
i can drag people from other boards who have seen the show and one who is in the show if u dont believe me...and thanx for the fish has had to put up with my *plugging* on the theatre board.
chirstmas party....the 2 things i love most in the world...chirstmas and parties (well thats not strictly true)
they should have a board dedicated to off topic ramblings and cleavages...*ahem* Hair dye....the pro's and cons....

tribble · 31-10-2002 3:47pm

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Your fear of baldness is probably the same fear of greyness that I have. Correct me if I am speaking for you incorrectly but I would venture to think that maybe it is not the baldness or the greyness in itself that is the problem for us but what that baldness and greyness signifies.......[

I concur - being as i am, 21 and going bald not scary in a 'growing old' kinda way, but rather pissing off all the same.

dagerbil · 22-11-2002 7:05pm

Originally posted by tribble
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I concur - being as i am, 21 and going bald not scary in a 'growing old' kinda way, but rather pissing off all the same.

Does the better half mind?

To dye or not to dye?

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