For Typedef's kids...

DeVore · 11-10-2002 12:45pm #1

...god love them...

http://www.physics.sfsu.edu/~senglish/page_1.html

DeV.

Kairo · 11-10-2002 12:47pm

Rofl! Good 'un m8

+5 Karma

Gordon · 11-10-2002 12:50pm

Mr. Dictionary learns how to convert x.fairytale files to x.thesaurus files.

Bard · 11-10-2002 12:53pm

Brilliant! Brilliant! Brilliant!

plyd DeV!

Beruthiel · 11-10-2002 12:55pm

LOL - class!!

strat · 11-10-2002 1:06pm

rofls
classic

Ph3n0m · 11-10-2002 1:27pm

but then, who else read these stories

besides me

OLDYELLAR · 11-10-2002 2:33pm

lol nice one:D

Typedef · 11-10-2002 3:20pm

I vehemently denounce,deny and cast aspersions to the verisimilitude, validity and eventual confirmed exponenciation of the spurious, nefarious incomprehensibly ludicrous, bombastic and sinister implecations and allegations levied at my innocent self by the formerly esteemed and illustrious demagouge Mr Devore Bastard Operator from Hell.

I shall in the full competence of my self, my office and beholdant to the principals, the implied constitution and general mode of discourse on this locus of the internet and to the eventual benefit of all parties concerned, begin and continuously exponenciate to the very ingrained fibre of my being, rebuff and abrogate the skewed allusions that have been implied by the afore mentioned demagouge on this allegedly, though seemingly declining nexus of enlightened socio-political interaction and discourse to the conclusion of said conflict by the parties involved, lest my self or my vaunted and untarnished reputation up to this incident and excession time become further embrioled in recrimination and multifacted trogladitic tirade.

In short I cast the most unabashed denial of said allegations and I await suitable recompense at the discression of the afore mentioned party.

Kind Regards.
Typedef.

http://www.no2nice.org.
Do not let the process of Irish Referenda become subservient to a Supra National Federalist edict. Requantify Ireland's democratic voice and vote No the the Nice Treaty.

Cuidado con el gato baby

OLDYELLAR · 11-10-2002 3:24pm

ha , gwan Typedef!:D

Typedef · 11-10-2002 3:49pm

Damned esoteric, plutocratic administrative infrastructure and it's masonic elitist overtures.

http://www.no2nice.org.
Do not let the process of Irish Referenda become subservient to a Supra National Federalist edict. Requantify Ireland's democratic voice and vote No the the Nice Treaty.

Cuidado con el gato baby

seamus · 11-10-2002 3:51pm

Originally posted by Typedef

http://www.no2nice.org.
Do not let the process of Irish Referenda become subservient to a Supra National Federalist edict. Requantify Ireland's democratic voice and vote No the the Nice Treaty.

Cuidado con el gato baby

If you're gonna keep doing that until referendum day, you're going on my ignore list young man....

Bard · 11-10-2002 3:55pm

Well said Typedef.

Literally.

"Well" said.

and ditto on the PROPOGANDA IN YOUR POSTS thing... grr...

except I'm too nice to ignore anyone

honest

stackboundary · 11-10-2002 4:05pm

(*this) is me caring.

Stephen · 11-10-2002 6:33pm

Tsk, multiple accounts. So bold.

Beruthiel · 14-10-2002 8:49am

Originally posted by Typedef
In short I cast the most unabashed denial of said allegations and I await suitable recompense at the discression of the afore mentioned party.

are you a lawyer Typie?

WhiteWashMan · 14-10-2002 12:20pm

i didnt see anything wrong with those stories, except they spelt vicissitude incorrectly.......

Moriarty · 14-10-2002 8:55pm

/me grins

Typedef · 16-10-2002 10:56am

Hey I just made page 76 of computerscope I'm the bald one (conducive with my 'know your nerd picture') in the blue shirt on l'top right hand corner of page 76.

po0k · 16-10-2002 2:46pm

what's computerscope?

*boggle*

Typedef · 16-10-2002 3:03pm

A computer magazine corporate type droids find amusing on whatever level of existance it is they live on... you know what I'm talking about the level where they play golf, say things like "lets hire a consultant to consolidate our comms infrastructure" and "lets think out of the box".......

I just love office babble... especially when it attempts to distill technical issues down into terms management types understand 'comms infrastructre' == 'internet connection', 'consultative process'=='a golf outing were said droids decide to hire a consultant', "work incentive" == 'buy employees lunch at random times of month depending on how much money is left over after playing golf'......

Still I got to wear a tie for my picture. -- for the magazine that is.

Bard · 16-10-2002 3:12pm

Originally posted by SyxPak
what's computerscope?

*boggle*

ComputerScope is PCLive!'s more "mature" bigger brother.

Occidental · 16-10-2002 3:53pm

Originally posted by Typedef
Hey I just made page 76 of computerscope I'm the bald one (conducive with my 'know your nerd picture') in the blue shirt on l'top right hand corner of page 76.

Mr O'Donoghue, have you no shame.

and tonight I'll be lighting the fire with ....

Typedef · 16-10-2002 4:22pm

(*this).picture ? ==> http://homepage.eircom.net/~wintermute/kbs_lusers_gimped.jpg

Quigs Snr · 16-10-2002 4:46pm

Oh the shame. Was in it once myself cept they got the name of the company wrong (and my name too). Apparently I had joined HP as some sort of executive something or other to do with sales and some 50 yr old spod had joined my then company as a senior programming consultant. Still I'm sure it ruined his day more than mine so thats something at least.

Sposs · 16-10-2002 6:18pm

Cut your hair ya hippie

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