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Cows to get "boob jobs"

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  • 11-10-2002 12:54pm
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    Bard
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    From: Bizarre News:
    As science continues to find ways to enhance physical beauty, creatures from all walks of life are beginning to use it to their advantage. In this case, breeders are giving cows "boob jobs" to help them win bovine beauty pageants. Several owners have been caught trying to place gas or liquid into cows' udders to make them bigger and less wrinkled. One outraged farmer, Elmo Wendorf, is upset by the cheating techniques, saying, "It's kind of like women having a breast implant. People really hate it when I compare cows to humans, but it's kind of the same." Several cows also found the comment insulting.


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    pickarooney
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    Has anyone ever seen the fields of cows wearing bras in Northern Germany?


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    nanook
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    Heard a discussion on the radio this morning, apperantly they have now got a outside voice to screen the udders so as to insure that they are infact natural, now bear in mind that this is all american so it really does not make the fact unbeleivable, but intereasting


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