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  • 14-10-2002 5:42pm
    #1
    cujimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 519 ✭✭✭


    An advertisement found in the Personals Section...

    A tall well-built woman with good
    reputation, who can cook frogs
    legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
    schia garden, classical music and tal-
    king without getting too serious.

    Interested? Then please only read lines 1,3 and 5; still interested? Call me at...... 8250-0327


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    #2
    phreak
    Registered Users Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭phreak


    rofl :D


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    #3
    The Gopher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭The Gopher


    Ive always thought of putting one in the paper along these lines

    Middle aged alcoholic redhaired bisexual recently released from prison for wife beating and sex abuse seeks partner for love, companionship and healthcare.Must be prepared to love and care for man with acute schizophrenia,TB,AIDS(and yes,we will be having a sexual relationship)heroin addiction and gangerene.Pastimes include watching beastiality videos,bizarre sex and violence against women and children.
    Interested?Call me:)


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    #4
    Carbiens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    nah keep it more subtle Gopher, great idea though


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