posh and becks

cujimmy

In 2007 Posh and Becks are hounded out of the UK and set off to California to buy a ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. Years of designer clothes and Brooklyn's drug habit has taken its toll. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Posh looks at the bank balance then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells David "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and bring it home." Posh arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send David a telegram to tell him the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to David Beckham telling him that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need him to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can take it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, Posh only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send David one word. She asks the telegraph operator if he has any suggestions and after thinking for a few minutes, he nods, and says, "OK. send him the word, 'comfortable'." Posh shakes her head. "How is he ever going to know that I want him to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to the ranch if you send him the word, 'comfortable'?" The operator explains, "Your husbans thick and stupid. He'll read it slow."

Acidflash

he he he

Dun

quite good