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how the young see politics!!

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  • 15-10-2002 1:45am
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    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭


    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
    Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm
    the head of the
    family, so call me The President.

    Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
    Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
    The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
    And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think
    about that and see if it makes sense."

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he
    gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So
    the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother
    sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's
    room.
    Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his
    father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think
    I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good,
    son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all
    about."

    The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the
    Working Class while
    the Government is sound asleep. The People are being
    ignored and the Future is in deep shít."


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭Dun


    lol! V. good :D


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