'Jump'

Wook

Little Johnny joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He
went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from
higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump
from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the
news.

"So, did you jump?" his father asked.

"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the
sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men
got up and just walked out of the plane!" said Little Johnny.

"Is that when you jumped?" asked his father.

"Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a
time and throw them out the door." explained Little Johnny.

"Did you jump then?" asked his father.

"I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man
left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He
told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my ass." Little Johnny continued.

"So, did you jump?" asked his father again.

"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the
door and refused to go. Finally he called over to the Jump Master. The
Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds.
He said to me, 'Boy, are you gonna jump or not?' I said, 'No, sir. I'm too
scared.' "

Little Johnny took a deep breath and continued, "So the Jump Master
pulled down his zipper and took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten
inches long and as big around as a baseball bat!"

Little Johnny continued, "He said, 'Boy, either you jump out that door,
or I'm sticking this little baby up your ass.'"

"So, did you jump?" asked his father.

"Well, a little, at first..."

Kairo

:eek:

GoneShootin

guffaw

oldie but goodie

plastic membrane

very good..

Carbiens

hehehe...baseball bat...he he