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All a load of BULL

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  • 15-10-2002 11:10am
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    TomTom
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    A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull mated 50 times last year."

    The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!"
    They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
    The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"

    They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
    The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

    The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."


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