Three Corkmen

thegills

Three Corkmen, Paddy, Sean and Sheamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.

"Come have a look over here", says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing", says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Toole. It says here that he was 95 when he died."

Just then, Sheamus yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!"

"What was his name?" asks Paddy.

Sheamus lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims,

"Miles", "from Dublin."

rymus

For a joke like that I shall hand down the following sentance...

I'll give you a 5 minute headstart then me 'an the boys are comin ta getcha wit meathooks

thegills

For spelling 'sentence' incorrectly I shall hand you down a sentence as described below:

After you and your boys have spent 30 minutes chasing me and are absolutely knackered (have you ever tried sprinting with a meat hook?) I shall turn back, catch up with you, take your meat hook and ram it up your sweaty arse.

bozzie

i'm afraid ive got to agree with rymus on this. that joke was slightly old and unfunny

(btw theres no way u'd reach my ass with a meat hook thegills so dont even try )

Carbiens

whats a meat hook?

Lennoxschips

Did you hear about the three Dubs who drowned in the Liffey? They were trying to do the Riverdance.