where is jesus from

cujimmy

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was.... Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was... Jewish :

1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was ...Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was... a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was... Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

The Gopher

Reasons Jesus was Spanish
He was called Jesus
He used to hog the footpath with his 12 friends either side of him(just like in Dublin during the summer)

Another reason Jesus was Irish
His last request was for a drink

Another reason jesus was italian
He was ratted out to the authorities by his best friend

One reason Jesus was from Ballymun
He never met his real father


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