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  • 15-10-2002 3:49pm
    #1
    cujimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 519 ✭✭✭


    A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a beautiful woman
    sitting next to him.
    He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a
    flight attendant; but which airline does she work for?"

    Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and said, using
    the Delta slogan "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, ooh ****, she doesn't work for Delta.

    A few seconds later, another slogan popped into his head. He
    leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.

    Next he tried "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"

    This time the woman barked back at him "What the **** do you
    want?"

    The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said...



    "ahhh, RyanAir".


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    #2
    Defenistrator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 93 ✭✭Defenistrator


    love it!

    I once flew (flyed?) with some NI company AB or something (think it was air belfast) FFS, the woman nearly headbutted me for asking whether it was free seating!

    D.


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