Funniest(cruellest?) drunken japes?

Shazbat

Whats the funniest thing u did to an unwitting drunken person?

One time at a drunken gathering one of our friends passed out. After several unsuccesful attempts at trying to make him wet himself we changed tactics, and drew a curly moustache, a pointy beard, sideburns and a pair of glasses on him with a black indelible marker.

To amuse ourselves even further we took down all the mirrors in the house so he wouldn't know about until he left the house.

The person in question wasn't really a drinker and always told his parents when he stayed somewhere overnight. His (poor) father was actually driving around looking for him the next day.

When my mate left the house that morning his father saw him and he got into the car with him. The funniest part was that his father took one look at his face and said 'It must have been some night' and my mate replied 'No, I only had one or two'

How we laughed.

strat

mild electrical shocks and falling (pushed) down stairs...

LoBo

I woke up once with half my stomach immac'd.

the Guru

I once to my best friend

Shaved a clown style haircut into his head them
blew ink all over his face then to top it all off gave
him a hitler style moustache with a fat black
marker The best part was
when he woke up he was still so drunk that he didnt notice
for about 2 hours . After which we went back to the pub.

seamus

As I said in another thread, a young drunken friend of mine had a condom puched up his anus, using a pencil, leaving it half sticking out. I wasn't there, but apparently twas very funny......

the fnj

One word eyebrows,

They do grow back fine or the people I know who it's happened to have been grooming them.

BioHazRd

Originally posted by the Guru
I once to my best friend

Shaved a clown style haircut into his head them
blew ink all over his face then to top it all off gave
him a hitler style moustache with a fat black
marker The best part was
when he woke up he was still so drunk that he didnt notice
for about 2 hours . After which we went back to the pub.

Boy, am I glad I'm not your best friend:D

Bio

Phryxus

two weeks ago i filled this guy's mouth up with chilli powder and soap, this along with other peoples artistic talents and amusing phrases on his face and clothes made him very unhappy when he woke up, he went home to get a bat and was giving his tounge a furious scratching all the way home, i didn't see him until the next weekend when we all just blamed it on an asshole we all hate anyway.

Caesar_Bojangle

Filled a condom with soap and put it on the side of my mates face smearing the soap over his cheek for the finishin touch, while he slept like a baby on the train, twas quality

Cake Fiend

Only the cameraman knows for sure...

nanook

Years ago in college we had a house party and it sorta got way out of hand on the ol alcohol front, but to make a long story short alot of ppl passed out with the wear and tear of drinking, as with the parties of that time if you didnt lock your room god knows what happened in their so this one guy passed out on a bed and we grabbed another one of the pass outee's (male) and placed them in bed together, stripped both naked and left them there, laughter was good but one of the guys got sadastic, they got that salt and placed it between the cheeks of the one of the guy's buttocks and sorta rubbed it in order to cause a slight bit of discomfert.
Both guys woke up the next morning, i dont know what conversation was had in the room, but came down, one snuck out and the other stopped for a chat claiming what a night and his head was splitting as if nothing ever happened. To this day i dont think they have talked to each other and no one ever told them the truth of what happened.

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by The FANJ
One word eyebrows,

They do grow back fine

no they don't. my eyebrows are very light after someone decided to shave them

the fnj

Both cases I know off they seem to be ok, one guy tried drawing them on after it happened for the next couple of weeks.

He would be playing football and they'd start melting it was class.