Love/Hate Relationship

memphis

Couplets
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > These are couplets taken from the rhyme zone site
> > > > > > > > > > where there's this
> > > > > > > > > > competition for writing the most romantic first
line
> > > > > > > > > > and most unromantic
> > > > > > > > > > second. Here are a few of the entries...



> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> > > > > > > > > > but I only slept with you, cause I was pissed .....
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
and
> > > > > > > > > > so are you.
> > > > > > > > > > But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the
> > > > > > > > > > sugar bowl's empty
> > > > > > > > > > and so is your head.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > After you, my love, my only prize
> > > > > > > > > > Would be a bullet between my eyes
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Of loving beauty you float with grace
> > > > > > > > > > If only you could hide your face
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I thought that I could love no other
> > > > > > > > > > Until, that is, I met your brother
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
> > > > > > > > > > This describes everything you're not
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I want to feel your sweet embrace
> > > > > > > > > > But don't take that paper bag off of your face
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
> > > > > > > > > > Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Every time I see your face
> > > > > > > > > > I wish I were in outer space
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I saw your face as you walked by
> > > > > > > > > > but then I saw a better guy
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> > > > > > > > > > Marrying you screwed up my life
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
> > > > > > > > > > If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> > > > > > > > > > Two parts vodka, one part lime
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I see your face when I am dreaming
> > > > > > > > > > That's why I always wake up screaming
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My love you take my breath away
> > > > > > > > > > What have you stepped in to smell this way
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > My feelings for you no words can tell
> > > > > > > > > > Except for maybe "go to hell"
> > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________

Wook

funny ****

frea

You my darling I desire,
To lift and throw you in the fire.