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  • 18-10-2002 12:08pm
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    ayatollah
    Registered Users Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭


    Actual Newspaper Headlines



    Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

    Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing

    Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

    House passes gas tax onto senate

    Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan

    Two convicts evade noose, jury hung

    William Kelly was fed secretary

    Milk drinkers are turning to powder

    Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted

    Quarter of a million Chinese live on water

    Farmer bill dies in house

    Iraqi head seeks arms

    Prostitutes appeal to Pope

    Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over

    NJ judge to rule on nude beach

    Child's stool great for use in garden

    Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors

    Soviet virgin lands short of goal again

    Organ festival ends in smashing climax

    Eye drops off shelf

    Squad helps dog bite victim

    Dealers will hear car talk at noon

    Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

    Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests

    Miners refuse to work after death

    Two Soviet ships collide - one dies

    Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter

    Never withhold herpes from loved one

    Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

    Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984

    Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better

    If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while

    War dims hope for peace

    Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency

    Cold wave linked to temperatures

    Child's death ruins couple's holiday

    Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years

    Man is fatally slain

    Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say

    Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation


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    #2
    BKtje
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    Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say

    where would we be without experts ! :rolleyes:


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    pickarooney
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    My favourite:

    "Foot Heads Arms Body"
    - Headline about leftwing MP Michael Foot leading a UK disarmament group; from Graham Summers


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    #4
    phreak
    Registered Users Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭phreak


    Prostitutes appeal to Pope

    lol
    :D


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    #5
    irishman_abroad
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    Man this board is funny today:D:D :D:D:D


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    Samson
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    Best one for me:
    Man is fatally slain


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    #7
    Pugsley
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    Brilliance :)

    Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984

    rofl


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    Bottle_of_Smoke
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    Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

    hehehe


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    ShevY
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    :):):)

    Cold wave linked to temperatures

    :)


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    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Child's death ruins couple's holiday
    how did that person end up writing for a newspaper???
    Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over
    ewwwwww


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