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2 story house

Venom · 2002-10-18 12:22:41

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says, "I live in a two- story house." The judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?" The man…

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18-10-2002 1:22pm

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A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge
quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you
are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says, "I live in a two-
story house." The judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What
is the big deal about a two-story house?" The man answers, "Well, one
story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time
of the month.'"

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