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where's Paddy?

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  • 18-10-2002 1:23pm
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    Venom
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    Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly so
    the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best
    friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for.
    Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus
    said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".
    So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it
    ain't Paddy".
    The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought
    Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said,
    "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over".
    The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said,"No,
    it ain't Paddy".
    The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
    Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two a*seholes."
    "What, he had two assholes???" said the mortician.
    "Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went into
    town, folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two
    assholes...."


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