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Spanner in the works

Venom · 2002-10-18 12:26:21

Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bastard!" The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner." Again, the voice at the back of the…

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18-10-2002 1:26pm

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Venom

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Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are
charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bastard!"
The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your
daughter to death with a spanner."
Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You
fúcking bastard!!!"
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom,
and said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at
this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from
you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For
fifteen years I lived next door to that bastard. And every time I
asked to borrow a fúcking spanner, he said he didn't have one!"

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