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Venom · 2002-10-18 12:27:09

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?" The…

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he
looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.

After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and
asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times
before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your
pocket?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she
looks good enough, I'll go home."

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