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  • 18-10-2002 1:32pm
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    Venom
    Registered Users Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭


    While I was "flying" down the road this morning (i.e., 10 mph
    over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find a garda siochalony with a
    radar gun on the other side laying in wait. The garda pulled me over, walked
    up to the car, and with that
    classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your
    hurry?"
    To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
    "Oh yeah," said the garda, "what do you do?"
    "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
    The garda stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
    And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
    "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my
    way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
    hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."
    "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
    To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park
    him behind a bridge....."


    Traffic Ticket: EUR95.00
    Court Costs: EUR45.00
    The Look on that Garda's Face: PRICELESS!!!


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    phreak
    Registered Users Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭phreak


    this was done last week too!


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