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Green Tumb

  • 18-10-2002 12:45PM
    #1
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    An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden,but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in Long Kesh Prison.
    The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
    Shortly after sending the letter, the father received this reply,
    "For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the GUNS!"
    At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up
    with shovels and dug up the entire garden. They found no munitions.
    Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him
    what happened. His son's reply was:
    "Best I could do from here. Now plant your potatoes!"


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