Lost in Translation

yellum

http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/

Translates your text into another language, then back, then into another and back and so on until you get some interesting results.

"I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. "

translates to

"They are a small POTENTIOMETER, short circuits and a beer of malzes of the tea."

azezil

Take it, in the ear!

becomes:

It makes examinación d, in the ear!

R_Tribesman

Original English Text:
kiss my ass


Translated to French:
embrassez mon âne




Translated back to English:
kiss my ass



Translated to German:
küssen Sie meinen Esel



Translated back to English:
let us kiss mean donkeys



Translated to Italian:
baciamo gli asini medi



Translated back to English:
we kiss the medium asses



Translated to Portuguese:
nós beijamos os burros médios



Translated back to English:
we kiss the average donkeys



Translated to Spanish:
besamos los burros medios



Translated back to English:
we kissed the average donkeys



heheh

mike65

Original English Text:


Bertie Ahern is a lying Bastard

Becomes

Bertie Ahern is a hybrid of the mentiroso

Which when fed back in comes out as-

Bertie Ahern is a mentiroso half-breed

Which when fed back in yet again besomes-

Bertie Ahern is not a mentiroso of reinrassiges

Fed back in that turns into-

Bertie Ahern is not reinrassiges of the mentiroso

Then it becomes

Bertie Ahern is not lie of reinrassiges

Then...

Bertie Ahern is not the lie that reinrassiges

Then....

Bertie Ahern is not the lie, those reinrassiges

And which point I started going round in ever decreasing circles!

Mike.

phreak

Started with:

This Board is full of muppets!

Ended with:

this panel is that muppets of the full load!

mike65

You'll love this one!

Original English Text:
DeVore is power mad

Translated to French:


DeVore est puissance folle

Translated back to English:


DeVore is insane power

Translated to German:


DeVore ist geisteskranke Energie

Translated back to English:


DeVore is spirit-ill energy

Translated to Italian:


DeVore è energia spirito-malata

Translated back to English:


DeVore is spirit-sick energy

Translated to Portuguese:


DeVore é energia espírito-doente

Translated back to English:


DeVore is energy spirit-sick person

Translated to Spanish:


DeVore es persona alcohol-enferma de la energía

Translated back to English:

Devour is alcohol-ill person of the energy

Mike.

GoneShootin

Original English Text:
microsoft is evil

Translated to French:
Microsoft est mauvais

Translated back to English:
Microsoft is bad

Translated to German:
Microsoft ist schlecht

Translated back to English:
Microsoft is bad

Translated to Italian:
Microsoft è difettoso

Translated back to English:
Microsoft is defective

Translated to Portuguese:
Microsoft é defeituoso

Translated back to English:
Microsoft is defective

Translated to Spanish:
Microsoft es defectuoso

Translated back to English:
Microsoft is defective

internationlisation at its best

Puck

Had to do it!

Original English Text:
Why are you gay master?


Translated to French:
Pourquoi êtes-vous maître gai?



Translated back to English:
Why are you a merry Master?



Translated to German:
Warum sind Sie ein fröhlicher Meister?



Translated back to English:
Why are you a merry master?



Translated to Italian:
Perchè siete un padrone allegro?



Translated back to English:
Why you are a master allegro?



Translated to Portuguese:
Por que você é um allegro mestre?



Translated back to English:
Why you is one allegro master?



Translated to Spanish:
¿Por qué usted es uno amo del allegro?



Translated back to English:
Why you are one master of the allegro?

Johnny_the_fox

Original English Text:
I am a madman

Translated to French:
Je suis un fou

Translated back to English:
I am insane

Translated to German:
Ich bin geisteskrank

Translated back to English:
I am spirit ill

Translated to Italian:
Sono ill di spirito

Translated back to English:
They are ill of spirit

Translated to Portuguese:
São mal do espírito

Translated back to English:
They are badly of the spirit

Translated to Spanish:
Están gravemente del alcohol

Translated back to English:
They are seriously of the alcohol

Tellox

it keeps forcing me to download it.. and when I try to open it with IE, sfa happens o_O

DadaKopf

Original English Text:
ksos sklshfbg vg dhjs dfjsdnsdga nopswb jsenf hasjd

Translated to French:
hasjd de jsenf de nopswb de dfjsdnsdga de dhjs de vg de sklshfbg de ksos

Translated back to English:
hasjd of jsenf of nopswb of dfjsdnsdga of dhjs of vg of sklshfbg of ksos

Translated to German:
hasjd von jsenf von nopswb von dfjsdnsdga von dhjs von Verstell- von sklshfbg von ksos

Translated back to English:
hasjd of jsenf of nopswb of dfjsdnsdga of dhjs of adjustment of sklshfbg of ksos

Translated to Italian:
hasjd di jsenf di nopswb del dfjsdnsdga dei dhjs di registrazione di sklshfbg dei ksos

Translated back to English:
hasjd of jsenf of nopswb of the dfjsdnsdga of the dhjs of recording of sklshfbg of the ksos

Translated to Portuguese:
hasjd do jsenf do nopswb do dfjsdnsdga dos dhjs da gravação do sklshfbg dos ksos

Translated back to English:
hasjd of jsenf of nopswb of dfjsdnsdga of dhjs of the writing of sklshfbg of the ksos

Translated to Spanish:
hasjd del jsenf del nopswb del dfjsdnsdga de los dhjs de la escritura del sklshfbg de los ksos

Translated back to English:
hasjd of jsenf of nopswb of dfjsdnsdga of dhjs of the writing of sklshfbg of the ksos

Thorbar

Original English Text:
All your base are belong to us
Translated to French:
Toute votre base sont appartiennent à nous



Translated back to English:
All your base are belong to us



Translated to German:
Ihre ganze Unterseite sind gehören uns



Translated back to English:
Their whole lower surface are belong to us



Translated to Italian:
Il loro intradosso intero è appartiene a noi



Translated back to English:
Their entire lower surface is belongs to we



Translated to Portuguese:
Sua superfície mais baixa inteira é pertence-nos



Translated back to English:
Its surface lower entire is belongs to us



Translated to Spanish:
Su entero más bajo superficial es pertenece a nosotros




Translated back to English:
Its superficial lower whole number is belongs to us

DMC

Original English Text:

Mick McCarthy will have to be given the boot or quit of his own accord.

Translated to French:
Mick McCarthy devra être donné la botte ou stopper de sa propre entente.

Translated back to English:
Mick McCarthy will have to be given the boot or to stop its own agreement.

Translated to German:
Mick McCarthy muß die Aufladung gegeben werden oder seine eigene Vereinbarung stoppen.

Translated back to English:
Mick McCarthy must be given the loading or be stopped its own agreement.

Translated to Italian:
Mick McCarthy deve essere dato il caricamento o essere arrestato il relativo proprio accordo.

Translated back to English:
Mick McCarthy must be given to the loading or arrested being relative just the agreement.

Translated to Portuguese:
Mick McCarthy deve ser dado ao carregamento ou ser prendido sendo justo relativo o acordo.

Translated back to English:
Mick McCarthy must just be given to the shipment or arrested being being relative the agreement.

Translated to Spanish:
Mick McCarthy se debe apenas dar al envío o arrestar siendo relativo el acuerdo.

Translated back to English:
Mick McCarthy must as soon as to give the shipment or to arrest being relative the agreement.

I can see the cover of next weeks Sunday World, " McCarthy in drugs bust shocker!"

Gordon

hmm... well I translated "Gordon is intelligent" and it came up with...
Gordon is intelligent What a good, knowledgable translator.

Dont be at yourself

Original English Text:
Laugh out loud.
Translated to French:
Rire dehors fort.



Translated back to English:
To laugh outside extremely.



Translated to German:
Draußen extrem lachen.



Translated back to English:
Outside laugh extreme.



Translated to Italian:
Fuori dell'estremo di risata.



Translated back to English:
Outside of the risata end of.



Translated to Portuguese:
Fora do fim do risata de.



Translated back to English:
It are of the end of the risata of.



Translated to Spanish:
Está del final del risata de.



Translated back to English:
It is of the end of the risata of

corkey

broadband

Original English Text:
broadband
Translated to French:
à bande large



Translated back to English:
with wide strip



Translated to German:
mit breitem Streifen



Translated back to English:
with broad strip



Translated to Italian:
con la vasta striscia



Translated back to English:
with the immense strip



Translated to Portuguese:
com a tira immense



Translated back to English:
with the immense strap



Translated to Spanish:
con la correa inmensa



Translated back to English:
with the immense strap

Very cood

DeadBankClerk

Original English Text:
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore --
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.


Translated back to English:
A time dulled the midnight of the excess, when Lagoa-lagoa-Eu if to communicate, weak and you maehen vielem that forgets the end dispendio, that was disowned and peculiar car extreme, he -- during the I, the one that the head, almost napping, he is doubled without the recognition, in the date somebody strikes the easy RAP, RAP with my lobby of the zone came.

Makaveli

=>You are fat = They are great

=>What the f**k = Which kisses it

eddhorse

conas ata tu? = He of the ACT of conas?
burn them burn them all =fire of brucilo of everything
jibberish its all jibberish =relative of jibberish of jibberish complete

well thatll keep me amused at work for the day , just wait till someone says something witty then ill have them