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  • 24-10-2002 1:03pm
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    tman
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    sorry if it's been posted before.
    Q. Why don't they have Christmas at D.C.U?



    A. They can't find a virgin and three wise men.





    Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at Trinity?



    A. With a restraining order.







    A severe storm rumbled through Carlow last week and destroyed the entire town:

    $10 worth of damage was reported.


    =



    Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Carlow campus?



    A. An undergraduate degree.





    Q. What's the first thing a U.C.D girl does when she wakes up in the morning?



    A. Walks home.





    Q. How can you tell if a Trinity student is heterosexual?



    A. He can outrun his roommate!









    Q. Did you hear that the library at Trinity burned down?



    A. Naturally, the students were very upset....some of the books weren't coloured-in yet.





    Q. Why do Trinity graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?



    A. So they can park in handicap spaces.







    Q. What do tornadoes and graduates from IT's have in common?



    A. They both end up in trailer parks.





    Q. How many Athlone IT students does it take to change a lightbulb?



    A. None - Westmeath looks better in the dark.







    Q. How many UL students does it take to change a lightbulb?



    A. Three. One to change the lightbulb and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.







    Q. What do UCC men use for birth control?



    A. Their personalities.


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    Benbaz
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    :D:D:D


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    memphis
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    LOL

    Some were very good.


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    daveirl
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    flyz
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    Originally posted by daveirl
    You'll get this if you go to UCC and know anyone in CIT

    How many CIT students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    2, one to screw it in and one to shout loudly how he did it better than a UCC student could.

    LOL! :D


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