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Ugly Man

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  • 24-10-2002 1:51pm
    #1
    Benbaz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭


    A man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
    > > > "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
    > > > "Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke, "you know I live by the
    > > > railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied
    > > >
    > > > to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her
    > > > free
    > > > and
    > > > took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored
    > > > big time! I made love to her all night, all over the house. We did
    > > > everything, me on top, sometimes, her on top!"
    > > > "Fantastic,"exclaimed the barman, "you lucky sod. Was she pretty?"
    > > > "I dunno, I never found her head."


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