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Bloody Catholic Priests!

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    #2
    DamienH
    Registered Users Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭DamienH


    HAHAHAH thats if feckin brilliant. "Two thumbs Fresh"


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    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    lol :)


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    memphis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    Seen it a few times before, still good though!!!


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    Mr E
    Registered Users Posts: 55,501 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    3 priests and a bunch of altar boys are in a boat. The boat starts to sink.

    Priest 1: "We have to save the boys!"
    Priest 2: "F*ck the boys!"
    Priest 3: "Do you think we have time?"


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    BioHazRd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    lol - thats class :p

    Bio


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    coldnuggets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭coldnuggets


    :D lol :D

    Why do they build round churchs now?

    So the priests can't corner the alter boys


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    Repli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Repli


    How do u get a nun pregnant?!
    Dress her up as an altar boy ;)


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    Dun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭Dun


    One day, a priest has been in the confessional too long and needs to take a bathroom break. The problem is that the confessional line is too long. In a flash of brilliance, he motions the janitor over and asks the janitor to take over for a few minutes. "But I won't know what to say." exclaims the janitor. "You've been to confession, so you know how it works. Besides there is a list of sins and penance's taped inside the booth."

    The Priest leaves and the janitor hears the first sinner: "Father forgive me, for I have sinned. I gave a man a blow job." The flustered janitor cannot find blowjobs, fellatio, or oral sex on the penance sheet. Janitor motions over to the altar boy and asks, "What does father generally give for a blow job?"

    Altar boy responds, "Usually a Snickers and a Coke."


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    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    Hi,
    i was asked by a priest would i ever consider being a priest,

    I replied " i would'nt qualify, i never molested a child"

    very good the stained glass picture one,

    was it real or just made up ??

    Regards netwhizkid


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    oeNeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    Two priests were taking a piss in the bathroom one day and one of them noticed that the other had a nicotine patch on his knob. The priest asked him what it was for.

    "I'm cutting down", he said, "down to two butts a day now".










    Well I thought it was good..


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    Ryo Hazuki
    Registered Users Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    I replied " i would'nt qualify, i never molested a child"


    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...... no thats not funny at all.

    Priests are singled out because they are in a position of power in catholic communitys, not as much as they used to be but still they have influence. Its the same as popstars, politions etc.

    A celeb gets a speeding fine and its on the
    front page of the star ffs.

    We never hear about the normal people who are convited for similar crimes.

    Im not Defending this type of behaviour, in fact i think the death penalty should be imposed for this type of crime.

    However, the majority of priests 99.5% are decent people and do not deserve the slagging they are currentl getting.

    I would hate to think you actually said that to a priest...

    And by the way I dont go to mass or have any major religious beliefs, before you start sayin im a preacher or otherwise


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    Oeneus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Oeneus


    As far as I know, that stained glass window is real. :)


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    Big Chief
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    What's the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest?

    Acne will usually not come on a kid's face until he's around 13 or14 years old.


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    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Originally posted by Ryo Hazuki
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...... no thats not funny at all.


    However, the majority of priests 99.5% are decent people and do not deserve the slagging they are currentl getting.

    Always use a figure such as 87.4%, you'd be amazed at how much more credibility it lends any statement. For instance, 73.1% of all statistics are made up on the spot.


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