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Quote from a film competition

  • 29-10-2002 10:00am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭


    I'll start it off with any easyone. If you know it post another one...

    "we're gonna need a bigger boat"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,932 ✭✭✭Vexorg


    Sounds like JAWS....

    How about...

    Name the actor and movie that produced this GEM....

    I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.....
    and I'm all out of bubblegum.


    Vex.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    ooh-ooh - I know that one

    It was Rowdy Roddy Piper (wrestling star) from the film "They Live"

    Hows about this one

    "You're fat, and I'll throw you in the river..."

    Bio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Love, Honour & Obey


    Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    Army of Darkness.

    Now guess which film my sig comes from :)

    Gandalf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Love that one. Will give someone else a chance to answer it though ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Brad Pitt (Tyler Durden) Fight Club..

    Maybe my last one was too easy - try this

    You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm

    Bio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭daveg


    South Park..

    Try this

    " my God - its full of stars"

    another easy one I think.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Originally posted by daveg
    South Park..

    Try this

    " my God - its full of stars"

    another easy one I think.

    Sorry - It's not SouthPark - though I am open to correction (If it is, I want the original film this came from)

    BTW - that is an easy one, so I will lay off for a little while:)

    Bio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,982 ✭✭✭ObeyGiant


    Scarface.

    "Son of a bitch was right, she does taste like a peach"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭superfly


    true romance


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    True Romance


    If it bleeds, we can kill it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Predator

    I hate Illinois Nazis

    BTW - is the aim to have tricky/easy ones. or is it just a bit of a laugh (coz I have a few up my sleeve that could keep you going for a while :p)

    Bio


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Typedef


    "I like these calm moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven" - Norman Stansfield in Leon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭daveg


    Sorry - It's not SouthPark - though I am open to correction (If it is, I want the original film this came from)

    woops... sorry
    BTW - is the aim to have tricky/easy ones. or is it just a bit of a laugh (coz I have a few up my sleeve that could keep you going for a while

    My origional idea was to out up a quote.. and people have to guess... if you get it right post another... But I dont mind if you want to post funny/cool quotes also.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    I hate Illinois Nazis

    Blues Brothers

    "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? "
    "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? "


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    Predator

    "Heavy is good, heavy is reliable, if does not work , can always hit him with it."

    Gandalf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭daveg


    "Heavy is good, heavy is reliable, if does not work , can always hit him with it."

    easy... snatch

    Back to mine...

    " my God - its full of stars"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,982 ✭✭✭ObeyGiant


    Originally posted by daveg
    " my God - its full of stars"
    2010

    "Mr President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed.. but I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    Mars Attacks :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Nope

    "Mr President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed.. but I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."

    was spoken by George C Scott in Dr. Strangelove

    Hows about this one

    We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.

    Bio


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Quigs Snr


    quote:
    Originally posted by daveg
    " my God - its full of stars"


    2010



    In fact this was 2001 at the very end when Dave Bowman went to space walk to the monolith. However there was reference made to it on several occasions in 2010. So I guess thats correct too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Bio, that was Clockwork Orange, no?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,802 ✭✭✭thegills


    "Shoot me you c**cksucker"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,982 ✭✭✭ObeyGiant


    Originally posted by Quigs Snr
    In fact this was 2001 at the very end when Dave Bowman went to space walk to the monolith. However there was reference made to it on several occasions in 2010. So I guess thats correct too.
    Nope.
    Without sounding like too much of a nitpicker - this was never said in the movie of 2001. However, they were Dave's last words in the book.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Typedef


    Warning,warning,warning ... this is from full metal jacket not for the easily offended. http://161.58.5.90/fmj/cowboy.wav


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Originally posted by koneko
    Bio, that was Clockwork Orange, no?

    Quite correct.....
    Originally posted by thegills
    "Shoot me you c**cksucker"

    Was that The Usual Suspects ??

    Try


    Well it's about time, I haven't thrown up in about an hour

    Bio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,802 ✭✭✭thegills


    Nope Bio.
    Clue - It was a Mafia/Gangster movie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 679 ✭✭✭ciano


    Originally posted by thegills
    Nope Bio.
    Clue - It was a Mafia/Gangster movie

    It wasnt Casino was it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    hmmm, carlitos way


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,392 ✭✭✭jonno


    Originally posted by Typedef
    Warning,warning,warning ... this is from full metal jacket not for the easily offended. http://161.58.5.90/fmj/cowboy.wav


    Classic. Can't get meaner than that.


    "Old age, it's the only disease...that you don't look forward to being cured of."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Originally posted by thegills
    Nope Bio.
    Clue - It was a Mafia/Gangster movie

    Goodfellas ??

    Bio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭satchmo


    "Don't say a word to me Sidney. Don't say a fuckin' word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Midnight Run.. ?

    ... Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Raising Arizona

    Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now

    Bio

    Come on thegills - put me out of my misery, what was the movie u referred to ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    dogma


    You can start by wiping that fu*king dumb-ass smile off your rosey fu*king cheeks.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭The_Bullman


    Originally posted by BioHazRd
    Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now

    was that Dogma?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭daveg


    Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now

    Dogma

    An easy one (but one of the best lines :D )

    "Ak47. When you absolutely positively got to kill every mother in the room... except no substitutes"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭vAWOL


    Dogma Definitly

    "Were not hosting an intergalatic kegger"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭The_Bullman


    Originally posted by daveg
    "Ak47. When you absolutely positively got to kill every mother in the room... except no substitutes"

    Jackie Brown


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Originally posted by vAWOL
    Dogma Definitly

    "Were not hosting an intergalatic kegger"


    Men in Black,

    One at a time guys

    You can start by wiping that fu*king dumb-ass smile off your rosey fu*king cheeks.


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  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭Samson


    Originally posted by daveg
    "Ak47. When you absolutely positively got to kill every mother in the room... except no substitutes"

    Jackie Brown.

    Here's another easy one:
    Cut off one of his fingers, the little one. Then tell him his thumb is next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Thanks4thefish:
    Lol, Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    By far one of the best scenes in that film :) Steve Martin rocks when he goes mental crazy.


    And from one of my own personal fave films:

    The chinaman pissed on my rug! It wasn't a real nice rug, but it made the room


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Reservoir dogs

    The big lebowski


    No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the **** along.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the **** along. - Bad Boys

    How about some more beans Mr Taggart?

    Bio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭daveg


    No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the **** along.

    Bad boys

    try this...

    who who.. what are you a fu*kin owl ?


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭Samson


    Originally posted by daveg
    who who.. what are you a fu*kin owl ?

    Heat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Asuka


    An easy one:

    'Careful, man, theres a beverage here!'

    A


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭Samson


    Originally posted by Asuka
    'Careful, man, theres a beverage here!'

    The Big Lebowski.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,553 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    Tricky one.....

    What, no small talk? No chitchat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    James Bond - Goldeneye


    That's your HOME, ball! Are you too good for your HOME


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