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Quote from a film competition

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,859 ✭✭✭logic1


    Originally posted by Thanx 4 The Fish
    James Bond - Goldeneye


    That's your HOME, ball! Are you too good for your HOME

    Happy Gilmore! great film..

    To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of the women

    .logic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Conan the Barbarian

    Is it possible for you to shut the f*ck up for ten seconds?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of the women - Conan The Barbarian

    and again -

    How about some more beans Mr Taggart?


    Bio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Originally posted by BioHazRd
    To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of the women - Conan The Barbarian

    and again -

    How about some more beans Mr Taggart?


    Bio

    Blazing Saddles?

    Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭vAWOL


    "Is it possible for you to shut the f*ck up for ten seconds?"
    The Ref

    "Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy"
    Dirty Harry

    That was way too hard....

    anyways


    "We are not guys we are hot chicks"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,537 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    Dude, where's my car?


    Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    "We are not guys we are hot chicks" - Dude wheres my car

    Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy - Dirty Harry


    Some day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets.

    Bio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Taxi Driver

    Now, there's this blind guy outside and he may LOOK possessed, but he's just crazy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Originally posted by TmB


    Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

    Batman (1 i think)

    Bio


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭vAWOL


    Some day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets
    taxi driver

    Now, there's this blind guy outside and he may LOOK possessed, but he's just crazy
    little nicky

    Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
    batman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,537 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    Yep... Batman 1.

    I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭vAWOL


    trading places



    "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me. I quote John Lennon.He was the walrus. I could be the walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off of people


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me. I quote John Lennon.He was the walrus. I could be the walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off of people - Ferris Bueller's Day off

    Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Originally posted by Thanx 4 The Fish
    Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! ??
    The Princess Bride ??

    Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous

    Bio


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 57 ✭✭vAWOL


    The truman show


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  • Registered Users Posts: 483 ✭✭banbutcher


    *cough cough cough* i think ive got the black lung pop!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭Dun


    Originally posted by banbutcher
    *cough cough cough* i think ive got the black lung pop!!

    Zoolander! Class film - just got the DVD. Even the menus are hilarious :D

    "God Almighty, Manna from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy, 1976 called - it wants its hairstyle back!"

    Anyone any ideas?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    all those moments lost in time, like tears in the rain.

    Quickly now, its an easy one. :)

    Mike.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Easy :)

    BLadeRunner

    Try this one

    " We are MultiMillionares, we shall come back to buy this place
    and give you all the sack "


  • Registered Users Posts: 483 ✭✭banbutcher


    "remember it, write it down, take a picture...I dont Give a fúck!!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,456 ✭✭✭jmcc


    Originally posted by Thaed
    Easy :)

    BLadeRunner

    Try this one

    " We are MultiMillionares, we shall come back to buy this place
    and give you all the sack "

    The scene in the Penrith Tea Rooms. Withnail and I.

    Regards...jmcc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,456 ✭✭✭jmcc


    These are all from the same movie but probably nobody will get it. :)

    "We thought on horseback. As a compliment to the cavalry."

    "General ** has made occasional attempts to kill me. But that does not give him the right to claim my acquaintance."

    "Pistols next time."

    And yes there are a few duels in it.

    Regards...jmcc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Originally posted by jmcc
    These are all from the same movie but probably nobody will get it. :)

    "We thought on horseback. As a compliment to the cavalry."

    "General ** has made occasional attempts to kill me. But that does not give him the right to claim my acquaintance."

    "Pistols next time."

    Sorry to disappoint you jmcc, but this is one of my dads favourite films. It is Ridley Scotts first movie, and stars Harvey Keitel - it's called The Duellists (btw nice hint)

    Try this for size, i think its not too hard

    She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

    Bio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭daveg


    She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

    Pyscho

    and easy one... but one of my favourite scenes from any film....

    Mr. ******, we have rules that are not open to interpretation, personal intuition, gut feelings, hairs on the back of your neck, little devils or angels sitting on your shoulders.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Crimson Tide.


    I always tell the truth. Even when I lie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Scarface

    Although so far there is no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death. 1, rigor mortis, 2, a rotting smell, 3, occasional drowsiness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Although so far there is no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death. 1, rigor mortis, 2, a rotting smell, 3, occasional drowsiness.

    Kentucky Fried Movie

    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

    Bio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    The usual suspects

    Assumption is the mother of all fu*ck-ups


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,802 ✭✭✭thegills


    Bio - My earlier quote was from 'The Funeral'

    How's about - 'So that makes you have eggplant'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,982 ✭✭✭ObeyGiant


    Originally posted by dun_do_bheal
    "God Almighty, Manna from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy, 1976 called - it wants its hairstyle back!"
    Joe Dirt - Dennis Miller is only in the film for a few minutes, but every one of his lines is fantastic.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    Originally posted by Thanx 4 The Fish
    The usual suspects

    Assumption is the mother of all fu*ck-ups

    Pulp Fiction

    This shouldnt take ye too long:
    "Oh my god, its full of stars!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,982 ✭✭✭ObeyGiant


    Originally posted by Panda
    This shouldnt take ye too long:
    "Oh my god, its full of stars!"

    2010, again.

    "Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks! I'll get your ass!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Goddamn-dip****-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks! I'll get your ass!

    Repo Man

    I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Meet the Parents

    All right sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill: assholes and elbows!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Originally posted by kaids
    All right sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill: assholes and elbows!

    Aliens

    What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger

    Bio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Originally posted by Panda
    Pulp Fiction

    This shouldnt take ye too long:
    "Oh my god, its full of stars!"

    Incorrect Panda

    Kingpin Bio ??

    Assumption is the mother of all fu*ck-ups


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭daveg


    What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger = kingpin

    Assumption is the mother of all fu*ck-ups = Under siege 2

    another easy one...

    "The things you own end up owning you"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Originally posted by Thanx 4 The Fish
    Kingpin Bio ??
    Correct
    Assumption is the mother of all fu*ck-ups

    Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels ??

    In Sicily,a woman is more dangerous than a shotgun

    Bio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Not Lock Stock Either...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,683 ✭✭✭daveg


    Assumption is the mother of all fu*ck-ups = Under siege 2

    another easy one...

    "The things you own end up owning you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,109 ✭✭✭sutty


    How about

    "Its ****** and he's got the colt"
    or from the same movie
    "The Ba$terd$ have landed"

    "There's somebody in my frut celler"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Asuka


    Originally posted by daveg
    "The things you own end up owning you"
    Fight Club.

    'I dont like men with too many muscles' is the best my entire audio tutorial class can come up with.

    A


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    I dont like men with too many muscles

    Was that from the Rocky Horror Picture Show ??

    In Sicily,a woman is more dangerous than a shotgun

    C'mon its an easy one :p

    Bio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Originally posted by sutty
    How about

    "Its ****** and he's got the colt"
    or from the same movie
    "The Ba$terd$ have landed"

    "There's somebody in my frut celler"

    Crap - I think its one of the Evil Dead films - not sure which one tho

    Bio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,109 ✭✭✭sutty


    Your right on the last one... but which one?


    What are the first 2 from?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,982 ✭✭✭ObeyGiant


    Evil Dead II


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Thanks ObeyGiant - you saved me having to rummage through the collection tonight to find that one.

    LOL Sutty - how could I miss that - I won't name it, coz I think this one could run for a while:p
    But I reckon they come from the same film that gave us:
    Because I am Derek, and Derek's don't run.

    Yeah ??

    Bio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Bad Taste, still stuck on that Sicilian Women one though..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,456 ✭✭✭jmcc


    Originally posted by BioHazRd
    Was that from the Rocky Horror Picture Show ??

    In Sicily,a woman is more dangerous than a shotgun

    C'mon its an easy one :p

    Bio

    Godfather I

    How about this one:

    Vive la mort, vive la guerre, vive le sacre mercenaire.

    :)

    Regards...jmcc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Originally posted by jmcc

    How about this one:

    Vive la mort, vive la guerre, vive le sacre mercenaire.

    :)


    er something French?, about the foreign Legion? Dunno :)

    Mike.


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