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  • 29-10-2002 9:35pm
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    Okie
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    Three guys are drinking in a bar, when another man comes in and starts drinking at the bar. After a while he approaches the guys, and pointing at the one in the middle, shouts "I've f***ed your mom!"

    The three guys look bewildered and the man resumes drinking at the bar.

    Ten minutes later he comes back and screams, "Your mom's sucked my cock!"

    Ten more minutes and the same thing happens. He announces loudly, "I've had your mom up the ass!"

    The young guys have had enough of this, and the one in the middle stands up and shouts, "Dad, you're drunk, go home!"


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    phreak
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    lol :D


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    Spunog UIE
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    heh heh heard it before
    but had forgotten it, tis good :)


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    bozzie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    rofl :)
    that joke was great


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    Acidflash
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    lol :D


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    memphis
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    I donno how many times I've heard that before, but I was still waiting on the punch line.

    Very good, an old time classic that one!!


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    tman
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    i've got a pic of that somewhere...


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    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    a picture of the joke that is, not some dad on mom action...

    cant seem to find it tho, must have been in a mag


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    Okie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 651 ✭✭✭Okie


    Originally posted by tman
    a picture of the joke that is, not some dad on mom action...

    Yeah I've got a picture of that too!!...........er :eek: ..........I mean....erm......nevermind!

    Good joke though! :p


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