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Another David beckham joke!

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  • 30-10-2002 8:55pm
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    xern
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭


    A plane was about to crash with 5 people on board and only 4 parachutes. The first person said. " I am Roy Keane, one of the best footballers in Ireland. I am worth a lot of money and my fans need me so I think I should be saved." The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes and off he went.
    The second person said "I am Tony Blair, a dynamic English
    politician who can really help my country and I think I should be
    saved." The others said." O.K." and gave him a parachute.
    The third person said "I am David Beckham, captain of the
    English National squad. I have a wife and son and a newborn baby. Everyone knows I am a really nice guy and everyone thinks I am stupid, but I'm not, so I am taking a parachute." and off he went.
    There were two folk left, the Pope and a 10 year old schoolgirl.
    The Pope said, "child I am old and frail and have lived my life
    while you are young with everything before you." " You take the
    parachute and I will stay with the aircraft and take my chance"
    "It's O.K." said the girl, "there are still two parachutes.
    David Beckham picked up my schoolbag."


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    #2
    superconor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 953 ✭✭✭superconor


    lol, good


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    #3
    phreak
    Registered Users Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭phreak


    David Beckham is alot smarter than you give him credit for.*


    *sorry, i couldn't stop laughing when i tried to say that sentence out loud


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