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An old man

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  • 31-10-2002 5:40pm
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    An old man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love.
    > However,
    > > > no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves
    > orgasm
    > > so
    > > > they decide to ask a s*x therapist for advice.
    > > >
    > > > The therapist listens to their story and makes the following
    > suggestion;
    > > > "Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love
    > have
    > > > the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both.
    > > >
    > > > Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans
    > you
    > > > both with the towel. That will help your wife fanaticise, and should
    > > > bring on a full-blown orgasm." They go home and follow the therapist's
    > > advice.
    > > >
    > > > They hire a handsome young man and he strips off and enthusiastically
    > > > waves a towel over them both as they make love. But it doesn't help
    > and
    > > still
    > > > the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated. Perplexed, they go back to the
    > > > therapist.
    > > >
    > > > "Okay", he says, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love
    > to
    > > > your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again, they follow
    > the
    > > > advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband
    > waves
    > > > the towel. The hired hand really works with great enthusiasm and the
    > wife
    > > > soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming, creaming orgasm.
    > > >
    > > > Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the
    > shoulder
    > > > and says to him, triumphantly: "THAT'S how you wave a f*cking towel,
    > > sonny!!"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    rofl! brilliant punch line! :)


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