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  • 01-11-2002 11:16am
    #1
    the Guru
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    An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying
    there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"One
    nil." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world
    was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!"
    A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says -
    "Goal, one all!" After about five minutes the old man
    farts again and says - "Goal, two one!"

    Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says,
    - "Goal, two all!" Five seconds go by and she lets out
    a another and says - "Another goal, three two!"

    Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get
    beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no
    avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he
    gives it everything he has but instead of farting he
    ****s the bed.

    The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"

    The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"


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