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Single ay?

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  • 08-11-2002 9:42pm
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    red_ice
    Registered Users Posts: 4,946 ✭✭✭


    A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:

    1 Bar of Soap
    1 Toothbrush
    1 Tube of toothpaste
    1 loaf of bread
    1 pint of milk
    1 apple
    1 banana
    1 orange
    1 plum
    1 grapefruit
    1 tomato
    1 lettuce
    1 cabbage
    1 baking potato
    1 kraft single
    1 samosa
    1 vegetable pakora
    1 muesli bar
    1 pie
    1 frozen pizza
    1 single frozen dinner

    The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a 24 pack of stella, a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"

    The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?" He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says "Because you're minging"


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