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Top Ten Signs Your Little Brat Is A Wizard!!!

Kone · 2002-11-12 14:10:36

10. When he enters a room, there's a burst of purple smoke 9. You say: "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does 8. Your kid gets busted shoplifting a newt 7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the rubbish - am I right, parents? 6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're…

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12-11-2002 3:10pm

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Kone

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10. When he enters a room, there's a burst of purple smoke
9. You say: "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. Your kid gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the rubbish -
am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're just praying he's a wizard
5. Thinks death of Richard Harris the other week was tragic
4. Refers to Halloween as "Amateur Night"
3. He's only 12, yet somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His homework ate the dog
1. You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand

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