The Face At The Window

Kone

It was coming up to Halloween, in the middle of the countryside, and these
two lads left the pub after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and
started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the
passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed: "Look at the
window. There's an old ghost's face there!" The driver sped up, but the old
man's face stayed in the window. The passenger rolled his window down a bit
and, scared out of his wits, said: "What do ye want?" The old man softly
replied: "Ye got any tobacco?" The passenger handed the old man a cigarette
and yelled "Step on it" to the driver, rolling up the window in terror.
A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing to each other. The
driver said: "I dunno what happened, but don't worry; the speedometer says
we're doing 60 now."
All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the window and the old man
reappeared. "There he is again!" the passenger yelled. He rolled down the
window and shakily said: "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked. The passenger threw his
disposable lighter out the window, saying: "Step on it!" They were driving
about 80 miles an hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard,
when all of a sudden there came some more tapping.
"Oh my God! He's back!" The passenger rolled down the window and screamed in
stark terror, "WHAT NOW?"
The old man gently replied: "Do ye want some help getting out of the mud?"

John2002

like that one