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Perspective on life according to George Costanza

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  • 12-11-2002 5:00pm
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    Mr.Applepie
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    Perspective on life according to George Costanza:

    "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
    tough.
    It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death.
    What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old
    age
    home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
    then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You
    work
    forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to
    primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities,
    you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months
    floating
    with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you
    finish off as an orgasm!!

    Amen


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