Jim and Mary

Samson

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
> > > > > One day while they were walking past the hospital
> > > > > swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
> > > > > He sunk to the bottom & stayed there. Mary promptly
> > > > > jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
> > > > > pulled Jim out.
> > > > > When the medical director became aware of Mary's
> > > > > heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged
> > > > > from the hospital, as he now considered her to
> > > > > be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news
> > > > > he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news.
> > > > > The good news is you're being discharged because since
> > > > > you were able to jump in and save the life of another
> > > > > patient, I think you've regained your senses.
> > > > > The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung
> > > > > himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am
> > > > > so sorry,but he's dead."
> > > > > Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there
> > > > > to dry."

Pugsley

lol, bit of a turnaround that one

Acidflash

Excellent

OLDYELLAR

ahahahah me poor ould jim

Evil Jose

Ah sure god help us! wasnt expectn that.............. poor chicken

Pep

Oldie but goldie lol !!!