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  • 15-11-2002 3:13pm
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    simon_partridge
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    An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were walking through a playground one day when they met a magic fairy. "Go down that slide," said the fairy, "and name your favourite drink as you go, and you'll land in a lake of it at the bottom!"

    So the Englishman went down, shouting "BEER" and duly landed in a lake of the finest ale. The Scotsman shouted "WHISKY" and found himself up to his neck in his favourite single malt.

    The Irishman, however, forgot all about it saying simply "WEE" as he went down, and ended up in a lake of urine.

    Ho ho ho!!!


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    #2
    nosmo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭nosmo


    Heard that one before.. was slightly funny when I was younger


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    #3
    Elmo
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    How PC no Paddy English man/irish man and scots man


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    #4
    cujimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 519 ✭✭✭cujimmy


    Have I logged on to boards for kids by mistake??:confused::(


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    #5
    Carbiens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    omfg:mad:

    make it stop


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