You know its going to be a bad day when...

jd

you reach into the fridge and pour cranberry juice into your freshly brewed coffee....

Gordon

...and don't realise it and put two sugars and milk in on top...

oeNeo

You get a jumper back from the cleaners coz you spilled candle wax on it a while ago then drop some fried egg onto it.

Gordon

you spend an hour and a half making chicken stock and proceed to pour it into a sieve when finished - to drain, only to put nothing under the sieve hence pouring your hard earned work straight down the kitchen sink

Jim

.......the first words to come out of your mouth are "this isnt my house"

[or wud that b a good day ]

Mutz

......Wake up, lift the lid of the toilet, proceed to put your laundry into the toilet instead of lifting the lid of the laundry basket and putting them in there.... :eek:

KdjaCL

You get out of bed on the wrong side and realise your bed is up against a wall

Kdja

NeVeR

You wake up on a busy street with a sore head and no body around you speaks English,

rymus

Originally posted by Jimeatsmenu
.......the first words to come out of your mouth are "this isnt my house"

[or wud that b a good day ]

Depends on what you see when you roll over

El Marco

Stepping on a nail which luckily doesn't break the skin but hurting like hell non the less, then poking yourself in the eye when getting really into a conversation and then getting hit in the groin with a football.

ykt0di9url7bc3

....when you get up to leave the room and you open the door stubbing your toe in the process.....

...when you sit down to your cornflakes and you realised you've just pour sour milk on top of them....

...when you wake up at a bus stop/train station hungover....

Kolodny

...you're woken out of a drunken sleep by the excrutiating sound of your mobile ringing next to your head and it's your boss informing you that you were supposed to be in work two hours ago, oh and you're fired!

[CALIBUR]

...and u find out ur johnson has been cut off

amp

Wow, when that happen #MEAT#?




/me checks schmekkie

SAFE!

PH01

your wife starts at you with why haven't you done this and why haven't you done this. And then why don't you do this and why don't you do that?

...do that, do this. Do this, do that!

and all this before 7:30 am

The Gopher

When you have to get up at 7:30am and realise you need to sleep until 3pm.
When you can barely see for 10 minutes after you get up.
When you get splashed by passing cars.
When you realise you forgot something vitally important.
When in a sleepyness fuelled anger you tell the boss/teacher to f`uck off.
When you turn on the car radio and Sarah feckin Cox is shouting into it:mad: :mad: (that really pisses me off mental note never leave BBC radio 1 as the first station to appear next morning after getting out of car in evening)

rockchick

Even worse when you wake up and everything is perfectly fine your just in a **** mood so you have to go hurt yourself so you have an excuse to be in a **** mood.



ok maybe that's just me.

Doc

Run to make it to your lecture at 9:00 after being in work until 4:00.
Make it in at 9:15 disturbing everyone in the process so they all look around
Then two minutes later realise that you've had the notes the lectures handing out already.
In fact you had them last year!!!
Your in on the wrong day and you could have been asleep for another 5 hours!!!
Get up and leave and disturb everyone once more getting evil looks all round.
Arrive home to find you've left your keys in the house and have to wait for your housemate to get back before you can get in.






Ive had such a good day today

pat kenny

You have to clean out your old house because your getting kicked out and you stuff the half bottle of vodka and some other items that are lying around into your bag and head off to your next class which your already late for.
When you get to the computer hardware lab you open your bag to get your notes you pull the folder and it hops the vodka up out of the bag and smashs on the floor.Everyone in the lab including the lecturer looks at you as if your an alco and you have to clean the floor while you explain the situation.