Putdowns

Acidflash

Do you know what would make you look really good? DISTANCE!

You're a perfect example of what happens when the fetus doesn't get oxygen!

If your IQ ever reaches 10... sell!

You're what happens when cousins marry!

I have an idea! Why don't we push your face in some dough and make some idiot cookies!

What's the matter with you? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the slab this morning?

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier!

Did your parents have any kids that lived?

Is that your head or did your neck just throw up?

You're not the biggest idiot in the world but you better hope that he doesn't die!

Wait! Let me have my brains removed so we start on the same level!

People say that you are two faced but I disagree. If you had two faces why would you wear that one?

I'd like to run into you in a dark alley some day... While your running and I'm driving!

She has early American features... like a buffalo!

A billion sperm cells in one orgasm and yours had to be the one to make it through to the egg!

His teeth are so yellow, when he smiles traffic slows down!

There's a bus leaving in 10 minutes! Be under it!

You look like Pat Boon's brother... Baboon!

You look like Tina Turner's sister... Stomach Turner!

You look like Bob Hopes brother... No hope!

(to stupid person) You should sue your brains for non-support!

You fell out of the ugly tree... and hit every branch!

You're so ugly when you walk into a room the mice jump up on chairs!

You have very striking features. How many times have you been struck?

Why are you hassling me? I don't come to where you work and knock the hamburger from your hand!


The next time you throw out your old clothes... stay in them!

If you ever find yourself, you're going to be very disappointed!

If you were alive you would be a very sick man!

Is your family happy or do you go home at night?

Someday you will go far and hopefully you will stay there!

I'd hit you but I'm afraid I'd knock you conscious!

You look like a million bucks... after taxes!

He's smarter than he looks but then again he would have to be!

People like you don't grow on trees. They swing from them!

Nice shirt! How long do you have to wear it until you win the bet?

If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose!

You must think that everyone worships the ground you crawled out from!

Every time an ugly baby's born you get a royalty!

You're so ugly the tide wouldn't even take you out!

I bet you have friends you haven't used yet!

(to a loose person) I would recommend a psychiatrist to you, but lying down on couches is what started your problem!

Carbiens

there ok, but you cant beat a classic,

you **** cows in retrospect.