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  • 17-11-2002 1:28pm
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    Kappar
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    This farmer was driving down the road in his tractor and he hits a pig. He rings up his mate and says "i'm after hitting a pig and the poor thing's rolling around screaming" his mate says "ahh the poor thing you're better off shooting it" so the farmer says "OK" and he shoots it then he gets on to the phone and says to his mate "What will i do with his bike":D


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    phreak
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    lol. everyones looking at me. that made me laugh out loud. :D


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    Carbiens
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    hehe...bacon he he he


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    Pugsley
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    rofl :D

    A cool thing about real pigs is that their orgasms can last for half an hour....... i bet you all want to be a pig now :)


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    ShayK1
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    but i am a pig??


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    Spiffing
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    A) I don't get it

    B) Did you know Dolphins and Humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure?


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    Pugsley
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    Originally posted by Spiffing
    B) Did you know Dolphins and Humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure?
    Thats a commonly known fact, but did YOU know that if a dolphin ejaculated inside you, it was crush your internal organs and kill you within seconds? :p


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    Shiminay
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    How do you (or anyone) know this Pugsley?


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    Pugsley
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    Originally posted by Kharn
    How do you (or anyone) know this Pugsley?
    ummm, i errr..... like ya know....mmmmm.......... /me runs


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    Cheez
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    yea but dolphins are cool&we don't eat them(maybe in asia)
    oh and good joke hehe

    whats black an dangerous and lives in a tree?
    a crow with a double barrel shotgun!(boom tish)


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    Carbiens
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    Originally posted by Spiffing
    A) I don't get it

    B) Did you know Dolphins and Humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure?

    WRONG

    most apes and some monkeys take great delight in there sex, in fact humans, chimpansees, orang -utangs, gorillas and lemus are the only species on the planet to take part in non-reproductive sex


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    Spiffing
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    Originally posted by Carbine
    WRONG

    most apes and some monkeys take great delight in there sex, in fact humans, chimpansees, orang -utangs, gorillas and lemus are the only species on the planet to take part in non-reproductive sex

    I don't actually know this stuff, I'm just regurgitating it!


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    tman
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    Originally posted by Pugsley
    Thats a commonly known fact, but did YOU know that if a dolphin ejaculated inside you, it was crush your internal organs and kill you within seconds? :p
    rofl, 2 good roffles in one thread:)


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