Reason to like your job

hussey

> I hate my job
>
> When you had an "I hate my job"-day try this: On your way home from work,
> stop at a pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to
> purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson." Be very sure
> you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes,
> and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.
>
>
> Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on
> your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it
> on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take
> out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will
> notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer
> made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested". Now close your eyes and
> repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality
control
> at the Johnson and Johnson Company".
>
> Have a nice day folks and remember, there is always someone with a worse
> job than yours.
>

OLDYELLAR

hahahaha , nice one!

thegills

I once had a night job minding dead bodies.