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Is God?

flyz · 2002-11-19 18:33:32

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female." This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white." This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is…

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19-11-2002 7:33pm

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flyz

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A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,
"Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

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#2 19-11-2002 7:47pm
Acidflash

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made me smile

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#3 20-11-2002 11:00am
Carbiens

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lol didnt see it coming:D

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#4 20-11-2002 2:45pm
tman

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lol, gwan the freaky baby dangler

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