Yet another generator, but its a Slogan Generator!

Panda

Sloganise your name Today!


I got:

Nobody Does It Like Panda.

You deserve a Panda today.

At 29p a Panda, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket.

I Bet He Drinks Panda.

and

Plink, Plink, Panda...

BioHazRd

what an excellent way to while away a couple of minutes

I got

Be Like Dad, Keep Biohazrd.

The Biohazrd Goes Straight to your Head.

The Good Biohazrd Kids Go For. - (scary)

If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Biohazrd.

Go Crack a Biohazrd.

and my favourite

Cleans a Big, Big Biohazrd For Less Than Half a Crown.:D

Bio

El Marco

Hehe thats the best generator I've seen so far.

I got:

The Real Smell of El Marco. -(because the lady loves)

El Marco - The Best A Man Can Get. - (well I suppose)

It's Good To Talk El Marco. - (I'm lonely)

Just Do El Marco. - (so true)

The El Marco With The Hole. - (can't argue with that)

daveJAM

Lol. I got, wait for it:

Happiness is Davjm-Shaped

Cant say I know anyone who'd argue with that!!!:D

Others were:
Wait till we get our Davjm on you - (Damn right)
Davjm-Lickin' Good
Only the Crumbliest Flakiest Davjm - (Eww that kinda contradicts the first one)
Which Twin Has the Davjm? - (The lucky one)
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe Its Davjm - (Lol)
Cleans Right Round The Davjm - (Could do with some of that)
Kills All Known Davjm - Dead - (Argh no get it away from me)

Sorry about that I was really Bored.

Gordon

Feel the raw naked Gordon of the raod

tman

class

There's First Love, and There's Tman Love.

The Tman Bars Are On Me!
Thank Tman It's Friday.

DiscoStu

Discostu - The Freshmaker!

Wait Till We Get Our Discostu On You.

Nothing Acts Faster Than Discostu.

Just for the Taste of Discostu.

last but not least:

What Would You Do For A Discostu?

po0k

Don't Forget The SyxPak, Mum.

Which Twin has the SyxPak?

Everything We Do is Driven by SyxPak.

Run For The SyxPak.

Only The Crumbliest Flakiest SyxPak.

Say It With SyxPak.

The SyxPak Of Paradise.

At 29p a SyxPak, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket. (I'm soooo cheap tbh)

Do You Eat The SyxPak Last?

Why Have Cotton When You Can Have SyxPak?

Thank SyxPak It's Friday.

What Can SyxPak Do For You?

My Goodness, My SyxPak!

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be SyxPak Overnight.

A Finger of SyxPak is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat. :eek:

Puts the SyxPak in Britain.

The Too Good to Hurry SyxPak.

This Is The Age Of The SyxPak.



That site has made me very happy today

Thanks.

wee man

i got

wait till we get our wee man on you

prolongs active wee man

its just for me and my wee man

Mild Green Wee Man Liquid

Unzip a Wee Man

Tell Them About The Wee Man, Mummy

Moms Like You Choose Wee Man

NeVeR

Haha


i got

"Too Orangey for Never"

I think this one has lost the plot
"To Our Members, We're the Fourth Emergency Never"


lol i used my nick name "Stokesy"
"Made To Make Your Stokesy Water" ???


I think it's gone mad

Dr. Loon

Think Dr. Loon.

[nicK]

Don't You Just Love Being In Scrappy?
The Non-Sticky Sticky Scrappy.
That'll be the Scrappy.
The Scrappy Sign Means Happy Motoring.
Nobody Does It Like Scrappy.
and
Scrappy is hung like a horse

(the last one may or may not have been made up)

Acidflash

When You've Got Acidflash, Flaunt It.

When You've Got Acidflash, Flaunt It.

lol

Caesar_Bojangle

Who Would You Have A Caesar With?

oeNeo

Leggo my oeneo!

Why Can't Everything Orange Be oeneo?

Every oeneo helps.

That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The oeneo.

You're never alone with an oeneo.


Excellent :cool:

The_Bullman

If You Like A Lot Of Bullman On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club


Funny that especially since i was thinking of playing a game of soggy biscuit this evening...

Stephen

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy ****!
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest ****.
I Feel Like **** Tonight.
Things Go Better with ****.
Puts the **** in Britain.
Don't Forget The ****, Mum.
Don't Say Brown, Say "****".
Just One **** - Give It To Me!

Pity about it being POP-UP HELL.

orangerooster

I got

Prolongs active orangerooster

Aaahh, Orangerooster!

Run For The Orangerooster.

Choosy Mothers Choose Orangerooster.

Because I'm Worth Orangerooster.

Bridge That Gap with Orangerooster.

Watch Out, There's an Orangerooster About.

My favourite one i got is:
We Do Orangerooster Right.

Daddy or Orangerooster?

Wouldn't You Rather Be Orangerooster?

This will be the birthing point if a million signatures!

Muirthile

"It's That F*ck My Arse Feeling. "
"Pure F*ck My Arse."
"If You Like A Lot Of F*ck My Arse On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club."
"Let's Face The Music and F*ck My Arse."

"The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Hairy B*llox."
"I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Anal Lobotomy."
"Let The Bad Smelling Lotion Take The Strain." - That one's "a grower"

"Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Penis."
"The Lighter Way To Enjoy Bonking."

Now the good ones:

"Cleans Your Floor Without Premature Ejaculation."
"Fill It To The Rim With Premature Ejaculation."
"Loves the Premature Ejaculation You Hate."
"You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Premature Ejaculation."

I better stop there...

Mossy Monk

Feel The Raw Naked Mossy Monk Of The Road
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Mossy Monk (so would i)
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Mossy Monk
We're Serious About Mossy Monk
Better Ingredients, Better Mossy Monk
Reach for the Mossy Monk
The Mossy Monk Of A New Generation
Kids Will Do Anything For Mossy Monk
I'd Walk a Mile for a Mossy Monk
Why Can't Everything Orange Be Mossy Monk?

after reading a few of those i feel like a bottle of coke

Seraphina

only Seraphina has the answer
because im worth Seraphina
would you give someone your last Seraphina?
say it with Seraphina
the worlds favourite Seraphina
i scream, you scream, we all scream for Seraphina

and last but not least

you deserve a Seraphina today!!!

LoGiE

Please Don't Squeeze The Logie.

Come Fly The Friendly Logie.

Taste the Logie.

The Ultimate Logie Machine.

Gotta Lotta Logie

and my Favorite...
Because Logie is Complicated Enough.:)

Repli

Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Repli
P-P-P-Pick Up A Repli
Wouldn't You Like To Be A Repli Too :rolleyes:
Repli Is Our Middle Name
Repli - The Best A Man Can Get

Lenny

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Lenny.
Make Lenny Yours.
The Ultimate Lenny Machine.
this thing knows I'm a sex god,

Mr.Applepie

If only everything in life was as reliable as an Appley

There's always room for Appley

Have a break. Have an Appley

The Appley of your life

When you've got Appley, Flaunt it

Out of the strong came forth Appley

Lipsmackin' Thristquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Appley

pat kenny

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Pat Kenny On Your Knife.

Kone

'You're never alone with a kone'

[CALIBUR]

Feel The Raw Naked #meat# Of The Road. <===yes feel it

Is It Live, Or Is It #meat#? <==odd one

The Sweet You Can't Eat Without #meat# <==I feel lift out

This Is Not Your Father's #meat#. <===scary

It's That #meat# Feeling <==yes behide u


Try #meat#, You'll Like It <==its great!

Borzoi

Originally posted by Muirthile
"It's That F*ck My Arse Feeling. "
"Pure F*ck My Arse."
"If You Like A Lot Of F*ck My Arse On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club."
"Let's Face The Music and F*ck My Arse."

"The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Hairy B*llox."
"I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Anal Lobotomy."
"Let The Bad Smelling Lotion Take The Strain." - That one's "a grower"

"Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Penis."
"The Lighter Way To Enjoy Bonking."

Now the good ones:

"Cleans Your Floor Without Premature Ejaculation."
"Fill It To The Rim With Premature Ejaculation."
"Loves the Premature Ejaculation You Hate."
"You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Premature Ejaculation."

I better stop there...

LMAO

But anyway.............

Never Knowingly Borzoi.

---

Confused?

Does the Hard Borzoi for You.

---

Better

Let The Borzoi Take The Strain.

---

Well that just sounds like work.

Good Borzoi Has Danish Written All Over It.

---

Now I really am confused

Your Borzoi, Right Away. ----Sir, right away sir.

and, well it had to be there:

I Can't Believe It's Not Borzoi.

Chowmein

Smart. Beautiful. Chowmein.
Only Chowmein Has the Answer.
I Can't Believe It's Not Chowmein.
Things Go Better with Chowmein.
Recommended By Dr. Chowmein.
Mild Green Chowmein Liquid.
Chowmein Is Good For You.

Yurmasyurda

Thank Yurmasyurda It's Friday

[CALIBUR]

The Good Fcuk Kids Go For

Look, Ma, No Poop!

Make Fun of shlt

It's Jesus Time

A Jesus Works Wonders

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Kharn <===true

GoneShootin

A Finger of Gone Shootin is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.

Have You Forgotten How Good Gone Shootin Tastes?

Out Of The Strong Came Forth Gone Shootin.

Loves the Gone Shootin You Hate.

Gone Shootin Really Satisfies.

BuffyBot

It's That Buffybot Feeling.
I Like the Buffybot in You.
Have You Forgotten How Good Buffybot Tastes?
The Joy of Buffybot
Just Do Buffybot

And my personal favourite....

Nothing Sucks Like A Buffybot.


well it's what a few of my ex's have said