scumbags

tman

sorry if this offends anyone, can't really be bothered to change all the "knackers" in it to "scumbags"

Q. If you see a Limerick knacker on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It's probably your bike

Q: What do you call a knacker in a suit?
A: The accused.

Q: Why does the River Shannon run through Limerick?
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

Q: What do you call a knacker in a three-bed semi?
A: A burglar.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Limerick?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Q: What do you say to a knacker on a bike?
A: Stop thief!

Q: What do you say to a knacker in a uniform?
A: Big Mac and fries please.

Q: What's the first question at a knacker pub quiz night ?
A: What are you looking at?

Q: What do you call a knacker in a White Nike Shell suit ?
A: The Bride


> At the end of a tiny deserted pub is a huge knacker - 6ft 5in tall and
> 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously
> gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fellah
> finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big knacker. Leaning
> over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers. At
> this, the massive knacker leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man
> in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the
> way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park
> and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened. Amazed the bartender
> quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he
> says. "Just what did he say to you?"
> "I'm not sure" the knacker replies. "Something about a job."
>

John2002

rofl

Mad_Patrick

Oh man thats some good sh!t

Acidflash

lol

some good ones

Pep

Great especially the last one