Silly and Stupid Jokes go here

koneko

I'm guessing no one won then.

You taunt us with your promises of free gifts.

Seraphina

whats green and invisible?

*holds out hand*

this cabbage...

i have loads of variations of already told jokes, but here's a few others...

what does DNA stand for?
national dyslexic association

the M50 and the N4 decide to go for a pint, so they go down to the pub and order their drinks, they have quite a few and start to get pretty loud. a puny strip of red tarmac walks over and tells them to shut the fvck up, so the M50 huddles into the corner, cowering.
after he leaves the N4 turns to the M50 and says,
what was all that about? you're 4 times the size of him!!
the M50 replies, yeah but that guys a cyclepath!

ah i give up, im terrible at rememberING jokes, and i missed the deadline anyway...
who won, who won???

Snoop_froggy

Why did the blonde fail her driving test?

She wasn't used to the back seat.

Yurmasyurda

Originally posted by Snoop_froggy
Why did the blonde fail her driving test?

She wasn't used to the back seat.

Should that not be front seat *confusion mode*

Laura

a guy gets home from work to find his girlfriend with her bags packed.

she says: i can't go out with you anymore. i heard today that you are a paedophile.

and he says: that's a very big word for a seven year old.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red-head are in a breast-stroke race across the english channel. first the brunette gets there closely followed by the red-head. then 14 hours later the blonde gets there and the first thing she says is
"i don't mean to be a sore loser but i think the other 2 cheated. they were using their arms.":D

harryhawk

what's red and white & sits in a corner?

A toddler with a razor blade!

adnans

Two dyslexic robbers walk into a bank shouting "Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a fuckup!"

adnans

adnans

on their first and last journey, the pack of sperm follow their leader through the winding maze when suddenly everyone stops abruptly... then the tragedy is revealed. i'm sorry everyone, the leader sighs... it's just a keyboard...

adnans

adnans

little girl is walking her dog in the park.
old lady: that's a nice dog, what's your dogs name?

little girl: My dogs name is Porky.

old lady: that's a cute name, does he like sausages?

little girl: Nah, he fucks pigs.

adnans

domeara01

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side.
why did the paedophile cross the road?
because it had its dick stuck in the chickens arse.

there are 4 types of orgasm in this world.
1: the negative= oh no no no no nooooooooo
2: the positive= oh yes yes yes yes yes yeeesssssssssss
3: the holy= oh god god god god yes oh jesus
4: the fake= oh (insert your name here)


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

domeara01

give me your most stupid joke

_sheep

why is a pea small and green ?

cause if it was big and red it'd be a fire engine

D-Generate

So bad it is excellent

-RaY-

why was 10 afraid of 7 ?
cause 7 8 9 :rolleyes:
/me cringes

Karl Hungus

What's red and invisible? - No tomatoes

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? - Dam

Oeneus

A friend of mine had this book on Jokes to tell when your stoned which was just full of sh1t jokes like this.
(and being stoned still finding them funny etc.)

I was so wasted at the time I can't remember a single one of them, as soon as I get hold of the book I'll post some.

Tellox

One time I asked a lil feller I had to mind for an hour if he had any good jokes,and he responded in a skangarr accent;

"wo-ane day, theyare was thiss mon walkahn dowan d'streyot, an' he melted."

couldnt help but roffle at the way he said it

Pugsley

2 goldfish in a tank, one asks the other 'how do you drive this thing'

(love that one btw tizlox )

cartman

megasheep

omfg lol jaysus dats a ****in classic,
ahahah:D

cartman

there was this tramp who walked into a jeweller shop
started picking **** out of his arse
guy inside asked him what he was doing he said
the sign outside said "pick your ring for free here"

John2002

Originally posted by Cartman
there was this tramp who walked into a jeweller shop
started picking **** out of his arse
guy inside asked him what he was doing he said
the sign outside said "pick your ring for free here"

lol, that's brilliant!

Big Chief

Originally posted by Cartman
there was this tramp who walked into a jeweller shop
started picking **** out of his arse
guy inside asked him what he was doing he said
the sign outside said "pick your ring for free here"

should the last line not be "there was a sign in the window saying "come in and pick your ring in comfort" :rolleyes:

least thats the way i heard it a few months back

Shiminay

Merging with my Silly Jokes Sticky!

Pugsley

No prize then?

Benbaz

So Donald Duck's solicitor says, "Donald, you can't divorce Daisy Duck just because she has Buck Teeth!!!" So Donald says, "I didn't say she had Buck Teeth, I said she was F**king Goofy!!!"


While I'm here........

How many Software Technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, it's a hardware problem!!!!

Karl Hungus

Two blondes walk into a building...

Karl Hungus

What's the difference between Varg Vikernes and Superman? - One got life, the other got the chair.

beserker

what do you call a three-legged donkey? ....wonky!

Qualm

What do you call a three legged, one eyed, piano playing donkey?

A Plinky Plonky Winky Wonky Donkey!

Space Coyote

why did the blonde jump off the bridge ???

to see if her Always had wings...