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    #92
    Space Coyote
    Registered Users Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    Some more blonde jokes, hey no offence...

    Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
    A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

    Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
    A: They're both empty from the neck up.

    Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree?
    A: Wave to her.

    Q: What does a blonde owl say?
    A: What, what?

    Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
    A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

    Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
    A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

    Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
    A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.


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    #93
    Space Coyote
    Registered Users Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    and finally ...

    Why are blonde jokes always one-liners?

    So that men can remember them!

    ;)


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    #94
    Cheez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 467 ✭✭Cheez


    whats the difference between a giraffe and a bulldozer?

    ones got hidraulics and the others got high ballix!

    whats green and brown and gooey lookin?

    a fresh snoh


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    #95
    strat
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    Originally posted by beserker
    what do you call a three-legged donkey? ....wonky!

    theres more ....

    What do you call a three-legged donkey?
    A Wonky Donkey

    What do you call a three-legged, one eyed donkey?
    A winky wonkey donkey

    What do you call a three-legged, one eyed donkey who likes country music?
    A winky wonkey honkey tonkey donkey

    and finally

    What do you call a three-legged, one eyed donkey who likes country music and stars in Teletubbies?
    A tinky winky wonkey honkey tonkey donkey


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    #96
    STaN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭STaN


    most r great :)

    ne more?


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