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Ferrari F1 recruit in Dublin

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  • 21-11-2002 10:18pm
    #1
    Dcully
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 14,707 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    In a shock move, the Ferrari F1 Team fired their

    > > > > >> > entire Pit-crew Yesterday. The announcement was followed by

    > > > > >> > Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the Irish

    > > > > >> > Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire

    > > > > >> > unemployed youths from Dublin's Northside.

    > > > > >> > The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent

    > > > > >> > documentary on how unemployed youths in Finglas were

    > > > > >> > able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6

    > > > > >> > seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's

    > > > > >> > existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds.

    > > > > >> > This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by

    > > > > >> > Ferrari Management, as most races are won & lost in

    > > > > >> > the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage their rivals.

    > > > > >> > However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as

    > > > > >> > during the Crews first practice session; not only

    > > > > >> > were "da boyz from Fingo" able to change the tyres in

    > > > > >> > under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had

    > > > > >> > resprayed, rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to

    > > > > >> > the McLaren Team for four dozen can's of Scrumpy Jack

    > > > > >> > and an ounce of hash!


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