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Lisa Lavish banned for gay porn link...

  • 22-11-2002 5:05pm
    #1
    Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Idiot posts a gay porn link under Afterhours which takes up your entire screen and flashes.

    Well I'm at DefCon 1 and I'm all set to **** someone in the ass alright! I've asked for an explanation but it'd better be a good one. I feel a Glenstal-style gay-and-lesbian oriented ****-with-their-world episode coming on.

    Its been too long...

    DeV.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,894 ✭✭✭Mr. Fancypants


    Same thing was posted in the technology board. Could you remove the link before more people click on it?

    Ta


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Most of the people here are in college or work.

    A joke is a joke, but this could get people in trouble.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,859 ✭✭✭logic1


    Originally posted by koneko
    Most of the people here are in college or work.

    A joke is a joke, but this could get people in trouble.

    Yes especially me. In my high powered executive position any sort of scandal related to me, my family of friends would be all over the tabloids within hours. I could be ruined.

    Ahhh my fantasy life..

    .logic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    I believe you logic.

    You have the powah.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,859 ✭✭✭logic1


    Originally posted by koneko
    I believe you logic.

    You have the powah.

    Don't mock :( Meany.

    .logic.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 139 ✭✭porno


    nooooooooooooooo u cant ban lisa
    she only doone it coz shes blonde


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Typedef


    She?
    Oh well that's totally different, we need all the action we can get around here...... especially if it's blonde.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    Unban her, shes one of a kind!
    she saw the link on another fourm and saw a lota people found it funny, she didn't know what the boards.ie peoples owuld react to it..


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    To be honest she'd have to be pretty thick now to think that people on Technology wanted to see that.

    It took over your entire screen and the only way to kill it was to Ctrl Alt Delete and End Process.

    I need people who dont understand that thats not funny on Boards.ie like I need a hole in the head.

    She mailed me saying she was sorry but that we should "lighten up". Pfff. I've banned people for less and I'm not about to retract things now because someone out there thinks I'm a humourless asshole.
    I know funny, and that wasnt it.

    DeV.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    I know yea, i saw the link..
    it *was* posted up on boards before, I'm nearly 100% positive of it and the person was barred from the humour board,
    tech boared eh..
    maybe a wrong forum? I know it didn't belong anyware but..
    a second chance perhaps?
    please? :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    Surely she can just re-register and behave - not letting it be known that she is/was Lisa Lavish....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,502 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Originally posted by DeVore
    She mailed me saying she was sorry but that we should "lighten up".
    Oh, how to invite a nuking from orbit ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,147 ✭✭✭Ronan|Raven


    Let us cast the Sinful one out into the garden of non Boards..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    I think she should certainley stay banned as Dev said only a fool of massive idiocy would think anyone here would find it all funny!Tis right to keep her and others who may pull similar stunts away1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    I'm just surprised no-one has tried to crack a Blonde joke.










    "Boards.ie is an equal-opportuinities site"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Typedef


    Oh god.

    Blonde jokes are like, so five seconds ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,502 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Originally posted by SyxPak
    "Boards.ie is an equal-opportuinities site"
    *

    Everyone will be insulted at every available oppurtunity


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    Let hger back!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Ah look poor lenny is so distraught over all this... its clearly his favouite spam account :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Typedef


    Hello kettle? Yeah azezil called, he left a message to say you were black.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,276 ✭✭✭damnyanks


    Bring her back there is much worse out there


  • Registered Users Posts: 139 ✭✭porno


    exactly
    she only made one mistake
    surely she can be forgiven for this


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    TAKE NO PRISIONERS

    She had around 100 posts ffs, she knew what she was at, and posting it in 2 diff boards.

    The back of the hand i say.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭Samson


    Originally posted by Typedef
    Hello pot? Yeah azezil called, he left a message to say you were black.

    I think that should read:

    Hello kettle?...

    :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 139 ✭✭porno


    wow
    she had a whole hundred posts
    jebus save her
    she was hardly anywhere near top poster so!
    /let her back
    she wont do it again*



















    *porno cannot in any way guarantee that she wont do this again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Originally posted by Samson
    I think that should read:

    Hello kettle?...

    :p
    /me adds Samson to Favorites list

    Typedef's ghey :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,502 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Originally posted by porno
    wow she had a whole hundred posts jebus save her she was hardly anywhere near top poster so! /let her back she wont do it again*

    *porno cannot in any way guarantee that she wont do this again

    Isn't^H^H^H^H^H Wasn't LL a bloke? And porno is hardly the one to comment on appropriate links based on your recent sig.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    she was hardly anywhere near top poster so!

    just cos her/his post count is low doesnt mean he/she didnt simply browse boards every single day !!

    take me for example, i almost never post. im mostly a browser.....


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Who cares?

    She can make a new account if she really wants back so badly.


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  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    I told her that I wouldnt object if she reregistered but that I'm not having Lisa Lavish back given her attitude that it was no big deal. Thinking about it, I shouldnt have even offered that.

    This wasnt just a link to a porno pic, it took over your screen, had no obvious method of shut-down and in the end I had to end process it. Now, thats ok for a few of us who are well versed in ending processes but suppose someone isnt and loses their work because they are afraid of calling for help.

    No, sorry she's gone and I wont miss her.
    Anyway, she refused to re-signup on the basis that she wanted her post count back. People like that... we can do without.

    DeV.


  • Registered Users Posts: 139 ✭✭porno


    Originally posted by Victor
    Isn't^H^H^H^H^H Wasn't LL a bloke? And porno is hardly the one to comment on appropriate links based on your recent sig.



    yeh lisa lavish was a bloke
    thats why her name is lisa
    know many lisas who are blokes do ya?

    and im not one to comment based on my recent sig?
    wow i had a pic that was a little too big
    *arrest that man he has violated code 38948758759b,his signature has a picture that is .84675mm too wide and .43545mm too high*


    i think not!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Muppet you are.

    Lisa Lavish is male.

    You cant accumulate 100+ posts without understanding the ways and rules of boards.ie

    I think you should be banned on the basis of being a jackoff.

    All in favour say I.

    /me senses certain cards to played soon


  • Registered Users Posts: 139 ✭✭porno


    if lisa lavish is male then she musta had some operations to make her(him)(hahahahahahahaha) look female


    and i should be banned for havin an opinion should i?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭Mark


    Aye, leave him banned, when Im reading boards I generally DONT want to have gay porn flashing out at me thanks. And as Dev said, if he wants back so badly get a new account


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Originally posted by porno
    if lisa lavish is male then she musta had some operations to make her(him)(hahahahahahahaha) look female


    and i should be banned for havin an opinion should i?

    Lisa Lavish is a username, similar to the girl17 type thing you see in chat rooms.

    Opinions are like aresholes, everybodies got one.

    Try backing them up once in a while.

    A n00b such as you, doesnt hold much weight when pleading to have someone unbanned.

    run along


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  • Registered Users Posts: 139 ✭✭porno


    yes ur right
    sorry if i dont have 500+posts
    and yes u are right she is male
    but he likes to dress up in womens clothes most weekends
    run along???????????
    i think not
    coz a n00b(hahahahahaha) such as U doesnt really have the right to tell me what to do


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    hang on a second here, Porno.

    Last time I checked *I* was in charge of this site so whether someone else thinks you should be banned is fairly irrelevant.

    As my sig says, I want people to say exactly what they feel like. I've never dismissed anyone on the basis of their post count, only on their words.

    If you want to address an argument at me, please feel free. 1 post or a thousand doesnt matter to me though I do feel a loyalty to people who have given to the community as well as enjoyed it.

    disrespect for others, incivility and the sort of "fooling people into clicking a link that might **** up their machines" nonsense is not acceptible here. The fact that Lisa didnt seem greatly concerned contributed as much to his/her remaining banned as anything.

    If you have an alternative point of view, I'm listening... but I reserve to right to follow my original course of action if you dont persuade me otherwise.

    DeV.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,163 ✭✭✭✭Boston


    Once someone is banned they should stay banned


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    well put Boston

    i nominate porno for most sensitive poster of the month :

    just for porno


  • Registered Users Posts: 139 ✭✭porno


    Originally posted by DeVore
    hang on a second here, Porno.

    Last time I checked *I* was in charge of this site so whether someone else thinks you should be banned is fairly irrelevant.

    As my sig says, I want people to say exactly what they feel like. I've never dismissed anyone on the basis of their post count, only on their words.

    If you want to address an argument at me, please feel free. 1 post or a thousand doesnt matter to me though I do feel a loyalty to people who have given to the community as well as enjoyed it.

    disrespect for others, incivility and the sort of "fooling people into clicking a link that might **** up their machines" nonsense is not acceptible here. The fact that Lisa didnt seem greatly concerned contributed as much to his/her remaining banned as anything.

    If you have an alternative point of view, I'm listening... but I reserve to right to follow my original course of action if you dont persuade me otherwise.

    DeV.


    thank u dev
    i know ur the one in charge here and it matters not what other people think regards the banning of me
    all im sayin he yes she shouldnt have posted it
    she made a mistake,dont we all make mistakes
    but in defending her i seem to have hit a nerve with bazH
    unfortunate enough as that is i dont like it when peopel look down on others so fukk him!
    anyway some of the peopel on here just need to lighten up


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  • Registered Users Posts: 139 ✭✭porno


    Originally posted by Gone Shootin
    well put Boston

    i nominate porno for most sensitive poster of the month :

    just for porno


    not sensitive
    just highly opinionated:p


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Porno, if she had come back and said

    "Oh jesus, sorry man I really thought it would be cool. I'm an idiot and I wasnt thinking straight. It wont happen again, I swear" then I'd be ok with that. Annoyed but ok.

    However the "ok sorry I thought it was funny and all but you have to lighten up" response pissed me off further (I happened to be in the middle of a very serious document when I clicked on it so I was kinda pissed at the thought that (s)he had cost me it).

    My problem is that someone who displays SO LITTLE concern for other users here in the pursuit of *their* amusement really made me think "what will they post next?".

    I dont need to lighten up, I'm told I have a very good sense of humour, something I try and use here a lot (if you have read many of my posts). What I do insist on is a certain amount of civility and respect for others. Its not something I always achieve myself (god knows I can be as uncivil as anyone out there from time to time) but I believe we should *TRY*. Thats the important thing.

    DeV.


  • Registered Users Posts: 139 ✭✭porno


    i cant really argue with that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭Helix


    in fairness i thought it was fookin hillarious

    and MASSIVE lol to those who keep callin her "he"... good stuff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,751 ✭✭✭Ste-


    ladies and gentlemen i give you lisa lavish


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


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  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
    hmmmmmm PVC lavishness.

    Awwwwwwwwwww man :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Typedef


    Hmm, this is clearly a case of sexual discrimiation.

    No really, if I posted Lesbian porn I'd get banned faster then you can say "Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out". So should an exception be made for this chick on the grounds that she is a chick? Ordinarily I'd say yes, out of some wierd outdated notion of chivilary, that probably never really existed and wouldn't have pertained to transgressions like this when chivilary still existed. In reality, a man would not have even had one 'serious' poster defending his postion in posting full screen lesbian porn that had an accompanying loud wav file embedded and playing inceasantly saying "hey everybody I'm looking at gay porn".

    Come on I was in work at the time and that could have been a really bad buzz for my venerated self had I been caught (tm).

    So to quote a venerated thespian
    logic-away
    "Kill em all, let bubbles sort em out.... get it?"

    I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out Samson and Azezil are both mad....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭allan f


    Originally posted by DeVore


    but suppose someone isnt and loses their work because they are afraid of calling for help.

    No, sorry she's gone and I wont miss her.
    Anyway, she refused to re-signup on the basis that she wanted her post count back. People like that... we can do without.

    DeV.

    turning down posters now devore,you must be very confident you're gonna get loads in the future.ive never known anyone or any business to turn away customers etc......


    and as for anyone that looks and and ".exe" file when theyre in the middle of work is asking for it as anyone in their right mind knows that it is bound to be a gag or something suspect.so its their own fault if they looked at the link.no one forced them to click it did they?!?!?!?no!

    so as they say in china............tough ****

    these things happen,just let it go and stop being so overprotective about your boards,i think the little power that you think you have has gone to your head

    now carry on with whatever mundain tasks fulifill ur day


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